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This just in: Russians are still zany.
Everyone knows that too much drinking can cause Christmas parties to go wrong. But few can have imagined the bloody outcome of a recent festive drinking binge in Siberia.
Police in the remote region said on Friday that they are struggling to work out whether self mutilation constitutes a crime after two men cut their own ears off in an arm wrestling match.
How much vodka would you need to cut your own ear off? A whole bottle? Two? I mean OK guy has a gun to my wifes head and it’s cut my ear off or she dies where’s the knife? But to lose a bet and then say “Oh shucks, I lost let me cut my ears off?” Seriously Russians are freaking zany. Full story here.
So this looks fun right?
Somewhere some punk kid in Belvy just saw this and is dragging his parents pool ladder out of the shed while you are reading this. Don’t say I’m not a giver Lowell.
Dennis Rodman just went off the deep end right?!?
Is Charles Smith running for office? I don’t know him or his politics but he seems like a guy who could do some good for people. On the flip side Dennis Rodman seems like he’s gone off the cliff on live TV right? What drug(s) was he on here? Is Chris Cuomo serious? Does he really think Kenneth Bay wants Dennis Rodman speaking on his behalf? Why? So he can get fed to the dogs like Kim Jong Un’s uncle? Best TV CNN’s produced in YEARS. Unintentional comedy to the nth degree.
Happy Festivus!!!
When are we airing the grievances? Feats of strength?!?!
Mark’s Least Favorite Christmas Song of All Time
Not a fan of Patton Oswalt for the most part, but his take on New Song’s “Christmas Shoes” is spot on. Seriously one of the most depressing songs going. Merry Christmas! Here’s a song about a Mom dying of cancer!!!
Look we’ve all been there….
We’ve all been there. Trapped at a mall during Christmas, and you just want to go home. But to throw yourself over a railing seven floors to land on the MAC counter? That’s just too far. Cmon man, clam down. Go get a pretzel at Auntie Anne’s, some Orange Julius and live to fight another day silly goose.
Mark’s five Least favorite Christmas songs of all time #2
Simply douche chill inducing. There is no quicker way for me to change the channel from vh1 Christmas videos then by playing this horrible song. Stones > Beatles. Yup I said it.
Mark’s Five least Favorite Christmas songs of all time #3
A baby changes everything by Faith Hill. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like single motherhood. Why hasn’t Hallmark or Lifetime made this song into a movie? This seems right in their wheel house no?
Mark’s Five Least favorite Christmas songs of all time #4
Every year it’s the same, I hear it twice and I’m fine with it. Somewhere around December 5th though I’ve had enough of it and can’t wait for it to go away. It’s played on almost every station at least once every half hour for the entire Christmas season.
Sons of Franky Cabot 