How much does it cost to the tax payer to man the Mass.Gov Twitter Feed? It doesn’t matter how much it costs, because the information that they are raining on my twitter feed is fantastic.  “Don’t stand next to a tractor during a thunderstorm”…duly  noted, sir!  Ever since their little “Sexual Assualt is avoidable” snafu, it’s been nothing but fastballs with no movement..right down the heart of the plate.

I thought I’d throw my hat in the ring just in the event that the maestro of @massgov account needs a vacation fill-in.

I’ll start it out slow with this one:

I’ll follow up that captivating tweet with a helpful one for all you romantics:

This next tweet would be categorized under “sanitation” and “plumbing infrastructure.”

Now that I have you’re attention, I’m going to let the masses know that we here at the @Massgov twitter department have learned from our mistakes and are better equipped to manage the nuances and  sensitivity of discussing sexual assault in under 140 characters:

This summer is approaching half time, time to put down the remote and enjoy all the outdoor recreation that this great state has to offer:

  There’s a lot of anxious kids heading off to summer camp worrying about whether or not they’ll be able to make new friends:

Keeping with the social theme, let’s work on becoming more responsible as consumers:

And if the folks in the State Human Resources department haven’t escorted me out of the building yet: