Can Chicago be the first team to get their Cup privileges revoked?


Just days after having to pressure wash the scent of the Cubs off Lord Stanley’s chalice, now we’ve got this prepubescent, date rapist rubbing his munge all over it. It’s a total abomination. Leave it to Chicago to start scheduling cup time for every loser in town. I heard Blagojevich was holding a silent auction to attend his day with the cup. Can we put and end to this or what?