Dennis Rodman just went off the deep end right?!?

Is Charles Smith running for office?  I don’t know him or his politics but he seems like a guy who could do some good for people.  On the flip side Dennis Rodman seems like he’s gone off the cliff on live TV right?  What drug(s) was he on here?  Is Chris Cuomo serious?  Does he really think Kenneth Bay wants Dennis Rodman speaking on his behalf?  Why?  So he can get fed to the dogs like Kim Jong Un’s uncle?  Best TV CNN’s produced in YEARS.  Unintentional comedy to the nth degree.

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The science is settled, God LOVES Tim Tebow!

 

 

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Question his quarterbacking skills all you want. But when it comes to college football, Tim Tebow knows his stuff.

The former Heisman Trophy winner came within a point of predicting the final score of Monday’s thrilling BCS National Championship Game during his television debut for ESPN.

“Auburn might be a team of destiny, but tonight, Florida State is deeper from top to bottom,” Tebow said. “(With) Jameis Winston and Telvin Smith’s leadership in the fourth quarter, I think they win 35-31.”

Rest of the article here.

Freaking Tebow man, nails the score as FSU won 34-31.  He must have a direct line to the big man upstairs.  I don’t know about you guys but if you’re the type who likes to call a bookie for NFL games I’d be watching ESPN this weekend to see what knowledge Tebow’s dropping for the masses on the world-wide leader.  It’s a shame he throws worse than Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite otherwise he might still be in the NFL.

Now starting this Sunday against your New England Patriots….

Is this kid serious?  He’s the all time touchdown leader in college football with 157 albeit in division 3.  But still, 157 is 157.  Only problem for garbage can boy is this- Chandler Jones and the rest of the defense is coming for him on Sunday provided Brandon Weeden isn’t cleared for Sunday’s game against the Pats.  Oh and the amount of NFL snaps this kid has seen?  Zero.  Pats roll to victory on Sunday.  No doubt.  Book it.

Tomorrow Night in Chi-town….

Tomorrow night on Spike TV Glory kickboxing makes it’s US debut in a HUGE way.  A four man tournament for the World Heavyweight title featuring two of the best in the world in what should be the final Daniel Ghita v. Gokhan “The Rebel” Saki.  The video above is from the last time these two locked horns.  Tomorrow night should be EPIC.  I’m a HUGE Gokhan Saki fan.  I’m hoping to see more Saki Bombs fo’ sho’!

Monday Confessions: I’m not a golf guy (NSFW)

Happy Gilmore Review 5                                                                                                                                                Look I’ll admit it, the “gentler” sports put me to sleep.  Golf, tennis, badminton, running (unless I’m the one running of course), rowing, basically 75% of the Olympics are like watching paint dry for me.  If someone’s not getting knocked out, putting a puck in a net, or trying to score a touchdown I’m not really that interested.  Baseball is the lone exception.  So it shouldn’t shock anyone that my golf knowledge begins with Happy Gilmore and ends with Tiger Woods infidelity.  But I gotta admit if more of this pictured below happened I might watch the Presidents Cup every year. 

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Pittsburgh Pirates fans being dummies

If you listen to weei the old bit was that if the Red Sox lost in the playoffs fans would line up on the Tobin bridge to jump off out of depression that the Sox blew it.  Again.  Not in Pittsburgh though.  These momos are so fired up about winning a play in-game that they’re ACTUALLY jumping off bridges.  Seriously.  I know the last time the Pirates were in the playoffs was the tail end of Bush 41’s administration but seriously guys act like you’ve been there before.  Your team made the playoffs.  Big deal.  But then again being classless comes natural for the mouth breathers from the ‘burgh.  They even took some swings on Mat Latos’ wife at the game last night.  Klassy.   I mean it WAS an away game right?  What did she expect?  To be treated with a modicum of respect?  In Pittsburgh?  I know asking an awful lot.

That little gem is being worn to Steelers home games like you read about.  Who could have predicted Aaron Hernandez was a criminal mastermind wannabe thug?  At least the Pats cut him before he even hit his holding cell.  Oh and didn’t your current QB rape a chick in a bathroom stall?  Go Cardinals.

OJ Simpson caught Red Handed

I’m not saying OJ Simpson beheaded his ex wife and her boyfriend stole oatmeal cookies, what I am saying is IF OJ Simpson  beheaded his ex wife and her boyfriend stole some cookies he’d shove them up his shirt so he could eat them in his cell later on.

This time, O.J. Simpson was caught red-handed.

The former football star is currently serving a 33-year prison sentence for armed robbery, and he apparently has a pretty big sweet tooth. Simpson was recently caught stealing cookies from the chow line by guards in the Nevada prison, the Daily Mail reports.

Guards reportedly saw Simpson trying to hide something underneath his prison clothes as he walked back to his cell after lunch one day and, after further investigation, found that the former USC standout had a stash of “more than a dozen oatmeal cookies,” which were taken away. A source told the National Enquirer that Simpson didn’t seem contrite about his actions.

“O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,” the source said.

Full article here. 

Freaking OJ.  I love me some oatmeal cookies but really OJ?  A dozen of them?  You fat bastard.