Back Off In #Haiku. 11/7/14.



New Chelmsford sidewalk.
DPW did great.
Very much needed.

Cultural exchange.
Lowell got German teachers.
That was really cool.

The country is strong.
Unemployment down and all.
How’d those d-bags win?

Chelmsford school board.
Totally outa control.
Change starts with the leaves.

Billerica State Rep
Leaves his name on truck year round.
Elections are gone.

Sound Off

Fat guy stabbed someone.
Why is his weight important?
Was it a steak knife?

Baker cuts taxes.
But only for the wealthy.
Poor right shot their feet.

Coakly sore loser.
The worst since Al freakin’ Gore.
[Six year amnesia]

Everett Casino.
Site loaded with pollutants.
Massholes can keep it.

Scott Brown and LePage?
Good luck to Maine in ’16.
Hearts go out to you.

People hate The Prez.
That’s what this election proved.
Reverse the damage.

Andover voting.
Polls opened at 6 a.m.
Much appreciated.

Fishing regs are good.
Not a big fan of Big Gov.
But fishers are dumb.

Take those damn signs down.
No one wants to see Brown’s face.
Part of why he lost.

Folks don’t vote for signs.
In fact we vote against them.
Beggars don’t get laid.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/27/14.



Obama and crew.
Can’t guard border or White House.
Disease will walk in.

Chelmsford tax rate.
Highest in the area.
Poor choices last long.

Chelmsford financials.
Enigma or conundrum?
Fired teachers won’t say.

Too many skateboards.
Bring back Mill City Mounties.
That’s cost effective.

Downtown regular.
Nobody uses bikelanes.
[Downtown has no lanes]

Some vets don’t talk much.
But Scott Brown won’t stop talking.

Robert Breest guilty.
DNA just shows two guys.
Helpers tend to help.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/6/14.


Sound Off

900 chickens.
Those four kids should be locked up.
Bring back Alcatraz.

Call things what they are.
Illegals and terrorists.
Whitewashing should stop.

Rep. Marcos Devers.
Handing out five-dollar bills.
Cheapskate vote-buyer.

College was here first.
Homeowners are just NIMBY’s.
Grown ups would be nice.

Dem celebrities.
Coming to support Coakley.
Her chances will sink.

We’re leaving Bradford.
Due to the new treatment plant.
Haverhill just plain stinks.

Secure the border.
Viruses keep coming in.
No more Africans.


Anti-business Warren.
Ignores high energy rates.
Just do anything.

Spinner’s boss Weber.
Really should just stop crying.
City supports you.

Secure the border.
Stop Ebola, AIDS, and lice.
Obama don’t care.

Warren found work here.
Brown’s a real carpetbagger.
Goes where votes might be.