This Week in Science in Haiku 7/4/14

Dinosaur feathers.
Did not evolve just for flight.
But for real big pens.

30 thousand bucks.
To disprove global warming.
Could buy a new car.

New Earth-like planet.
Two sun custody battle.
Courts getting involved.

Current human form.
Didn’t happen all at once.
Took lots of gym time.

Jacques Cousteau’s grandson.
New underwater record.
Kid damn near turned blue.