What kind of asshole owns a time machine and then warps somewhere during rush hour? That’s possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen someone do in a time machine.   Now you’re stuck there in the stop’n go like every other moob because in the history of 95, nobody has ever hit 88 mph’s anywhere between Natick and Newburyport…ever.

Thanks @mahklynch for not killing himself to snap this pic.