BELLINGHAM – A Bellingham man wrapped a baggie of marijuana around an arrow and fired it at the second-floor recreation area of Whatcom County Jail on Tuesday morning, Aug. 27, according to the sheriff’s office.David Wayne Jordan, 36, later claimed he had been aiming at a squirrel.”He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow,” said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo.A civilian employed by the sheriff’s office saw Jordan get out of his red Ford pickup at 8:40 a.m. on the south side of the jail, 311 Grand Ave., with a hunting bow and arrow. He fired the marijuana missile upward toward a mesh screen near the top of the second-floor, fresh-air exercise area for inmates, Elfo said. If fired at a perfect angle, the sheriff added, an arrow might squeeze through the screen.
Squirrel hunting eh? Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days? The only thing worse than “I wuz jus’ huntin’ tree rats, honest I wuz” by this dope was Costner’s horrible accent that dissapeared halfway through the movie.