Tag Archives: Riverhawks

01.27.14
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#8 and its only January. The Chiefs don’t come out of their tee pees until March.

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The Chiefs are just starting to figure out who they are at this point this season, and the USCHO folks still had an uphill climb to find 7 teams to put ahead of them. We’ll let the Superfrauds do their usual self back-patting through February while the tribe along the Merrimack rounds itself into fighting shape for March.

Also, if you haven’t had the opportunity to get down to the Tissongas yet this season for pucks or buckets, tune into the Frank McCabe show on WCAP. He’s not only going to have you sitting courtside like the Biebs for free, but he might even make you laugh.

01.22.14
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Nepotism City

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LeftoutLowell probably snuffed this one out weeks ago, but it has come to our attention that a guy named “Lowell” has a son that just committed to play hoops for the Chiefs in 2014. This stinks to high heaven. He probably can’t even dunk, but he’s the son of Lowell.
Nepotism City! And here we were this whole time thinking that this cloud of spotty ethics only shadowed City Hall. It’s all over now. Better keep your head on a swivel because I’m pretty sure DannyBallgame has a couple years of eligibility left…just saying.

08.13.13
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You get your Chief’s tickets yet?

20130813-093547.jpgSmell that? That’s the smell of my hockey gear baking in the trunk. It’s quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. Not quite sex panther, but better than Drakkar Noir.

It’s a reminder that we’re on the doorstep of another hockey season. The Chiefs only won about 500 games last season before getting caught planning the parade early. This is your reminder to get your seats now, because once people get a whiff of my gear, they’re the not going to last long.

UML Hockey Tickets Here.