Not a drugs guy, never have been. But if I ever make it big. I wanna hang out with Uncle Joey Diaz. Complete chaos of a night/weekend. Even at age 50+ this guy is still slinging dick. This is why my fantasy team name for the City Council election is Uncle Joey’s banana bread.
So evidently Eric Holthaus is bidding adieu to the friendly skies after reading The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) latest report. But that doesn’t make him bat shit. The fact that this beta male broke down in tears in an airport before boarding his last flight doesn’t make him bat shit. The fact that he lives in Wisconsin and will never again go anywhere warm in the dead of winter because of his self imposed embargo on flying doesn’t even make him bat shit. What does make him bat shit? This guy’s thinking of getting a vasectomy to save the planet. Continue reading
One part dumbass. One part society that chases fame and celebrates the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. One part chance to be on TV. Three parts TV gold.
Does it get any better than selling out for local city politics? Look at that crew sitting there. Burning a Monday night at Dom Polski, eagerly awaiting the opportunity to do their best to get another group of insane people (willing to burn a Monday night at Dom Polski) to clap for you. It’s a hell of a commitment.
I’m not sure how Mark was able to secure a press credential for this red carpet event, but I don’t ask questions. I just gleefully await his tweets. Here’s the recap and some of my thoughts if you weren’t able to clear your calendar:
Clutch performance by Marty Lorrey, fitting all his “favorite movies” in a 2 minute window. He’s a vet now. The Dom Polski crowd was no doubt impressed by that experience on display.
in keeping with his stance on local code enforcement, the local fire code at Dom Polski doesn’t permit the standard Fred Doyle entrance of lasers and dry ice smoke. Naturally he sat this one out.
See what I did there? Can you imagine the amusement/outrage if this happened to [insert lying scumbag politician you may or may not like here]? Whichever zany Russian came up with this one doesn’t deserve a one way trip to the gulag, he deserves the key to the city. Outstanding.
City of Lowell Blog
Consistent with its practice of leading by example on issues of sustainability, the City of Lowell purchased four bicycles for use by City staff in conducting City business. The bicycles are available to all employees who have official need to travel throughout the City on inspections, site visits, or deliveries. Those employees who use the bikes will be saving fuel, eliminating wear and tear on their personal vehicles, lessening traffic congestion, getting a little exercise, and saving the taxpayers money in mileage reimbursement. All of this helps move the City closer to its goal of promoting environmental and economic sustainability as outlined in the Sustainable Lowell 2025 master plan that was endorsed by the Lowell City Council in March.
The revolution has started. First it was our friend Mariannika, the Daniel Boone of city cycling. Then Tobes took to the streets because he’s (probably lost his license) fat. It was only a matter of time before the city took notice. Enter the City employee bike share program. Sure it’s only four bikes right now, but we expect this wave of enthusiasm to extend to the council chambers. Since its time to get into it, I thought I should take it upon myself to thoughtfully recommend the most appropriate pedal powered options for our sitting council.
Unicycle: Trading performance and efficiency for showmanship and nonconformity.
Councilors Mercier & Elliott.
2-man Tandem: The ultimate intersection of team work and strategy. Plus, you can harness Rita’s wind when Rodney gets tired of pedaling.
His name is Danger. Carlos Danger.
“The site said Weiner used the pseudonym “Carlos Danger” and the username Dangr33 when he would “email pictures of his penis via Yahoo. Which makes me believe Anonymous wasn’t the only girl he was working.”
When you’ve lost the New York Times, you should be all done. Drop out. But he won’t. Seriously. Go away.
Adam Kokesh has been arrested again. His latest act of civil disobedience (remember when that was cool from 2001-2008?) is shown above where he looks to load a shotgun in the “Freedom Plaza” in DC. Well a couple of days later “A U.S. Park Police SWAT team and other officers knocked on the door of his single-family home on a quiet Herndon cul-de-sac, then kicked the door in and tossed a flash grenade into the foyer as police helicopters whirled overhead, his roommates said.
The rabble-rouser and Iraq war veteran who promised “we will not obey” on the video and has advocated for overthrow of the government “by whatever means necessary” was removed in handcuffs and charged with possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms while possessing a firearm, according to court papers. His housemates allege that they were mistreated by police, who they say used too much force.” according to the article linked below.
Oh by the way the DC police were kind enough to block off the street and tip the media off (allegedly) before having him do the perp walk out of his house. He’s been an outspoken critic of this administration and I wonder why David Gregory wasn’t arrested after he went on Meet the Press with a large capacity magazine which is also illegal in DC? (Hi to the NSA analyst reading this blog. Go get some water. Have a great weekend. Hugs, Mark) This isn’t Kokesh’s first scrap in DC. A couple of years back he was arrested for dancing at the Jefferson Memorial. He was also recently arrested at a pro marajuna rally for possession even after they patted him down and found nothing. He was still held overnight.
While I don’t agree with everything Kokesh says or does I wonder if speaking out against those in power is enough to get you harassed and arrested are the Alex Jones types on to something?
Complete article here.