Uncle Joey’s Banana Bread (NSFW)

Not a drugs guy, never have been.  But if I ever make it big.  I wanna hang out with Uncle Joey Diaz.  Complete chaos of a night/weekend.  Even at age 50+ this guy is still slinging dick.  This is why my fantasy team name for the City Council election is Uncle Joey’s banana bread.

Monday Confessions: I’m not a golf guy (NSFW)

Happy Gilmore Review 5                                                                                                                                                Look I’ll admit it, the “gentler” sports put me to sleep.  Golf, tennis, badminton, running (unless I’m the one running of course), rowing, basically 75% of the Olympics are like watching paint dry for me.  If someone’s not getting knocked out, putting a puck in a net, or trying to score a touchdown I’m not really that interested.  Baseball is the lone exception.  So it shouldn’t shock anyone that my golf knowledge begins with Happy Gilmore and ends with Tiger Woods infidelity.  But I gotta admit if more of this pictured below happened I might watch the Presidents Cup every year. 

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