Mark’s Least Favorite Christmas Song of All Time

Not a fan of Patton Oswalt for the most part, but his take on New Song’s “Christmas Shoes” is spot on.  Seriously one of the most depressing songs going.  Merry Christmas!  Here’s a song about a Mom dying of cancer!!! 


Look we’ve all been there….


Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

We’ve all been there.  Trapped at a mall during Christmas, and you just want to go home.  But to throw yourself over a railing  seven floors to land on the MAC counter?  That’s just too far.  Cmon man, clam down.  Go get a pretzel at Auntie Anne’s, some Orange Julius and live to fight another day silly goose.