Not a fan of Patton Oswalt for the most part, but his take on New Song’s “Christmas Shoes” is spot on. Seriously one of the most depressing songs going. Merry Christmas! Here’s a song about a Mom dying of cancer!!!
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Look we’ve all been there….
We’ve all been there. Trapped at a mall during Christmas, and you just want to go home. But to throw yourself over a railing seven floors to land on the MAC counter? That’s just too far. Cmon man, clam down. Go get a pretzel at Auntie Anne’s, some Orange Julius and live to fight another day silly goose.
Mark’s five Least favorite Christmas songs of all time #2
Simply douche chill inducing. There is no quicker way for me to change the channel from vh1 Christmas videos then by playing this horrible song. Stones > Beatles. Yup I said it.
Mark’s Five least Favorite Christmas songs of all time #3
A baby changes everything by Faith Hill. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like single motherhood. Why hasn’t Hallmark or Lifetime made this song into a movie? This seems right in their wheel house no?
Mark’s Five Least favorite Christmas songs of all time #4
Every year it’s the same, I hear it twice and I’m fine with it. Somewhere around December 5th though I’ve had enough of it and can’t wait for it to go away. It’s played on almost every station at least once every half hour for the entire Christmas season.
Best part of black friday?
It’s not saving money buying stuff we really don’t need for people we might not even like, it’s these trample compilation videos of people acting the fool looking to save 10% on shit when they should be in bed sleeping like a normal human being. Awesome.
Sons of Franky Cabot 