Look we’ve all been there….


Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

We’ve all been there.  Trapped at a mall during Christmas, and you just want to go home.  But to throw yourself over a railing  seven floors to land on the MAC counter?  That’s just too far.  Cmon man, clam down.  Go get a pretzel at Auntie Anne’s, some Orange Julius and live to fight another day silly goose.