Back Off In #Haiku. 11/7/14.



New Chelmsford sidewalk.
DPW did great.
Very much needed.

Cultural exchange.
Lowell got German teachers.
That was really cool.

The country is strong.
Unemployment down and all.
How’d those d-bags win?

Chelmsford school board.
Totally outa control.
Change starts with the leaves.

Billerica State Rep
Leaves his name on truck year round.
Elections are gone.

Sound Off

Fat guy stabbed someone.
Why is his weight important?
Was it a steak knife?

Baker cuts taxes.
But only for the wealthy.
Poor right shot their feet.

Coakly sore loser.
The worst since Al freakin’ Gore.
[Six year amnesia]

Everett Casino.
Site loaded with pollutants.
Massholes can keep it.

Scott Brown and LePage?
Good luck to Maine in ’16.
Hearts go out to you.

People hate The Prez.
That’s what this election proved.
Reverse the damage.

Andover voting.
Polls opened at 6 a.m.
Much appreciated.

Fishing regs are good.
Not a big fan of Big Gov.
But fishers are dumb.

Take those damn signs down.
No one wants to see Brown’s face.
Part of why he lost.

Folks don’t vote for signs.
In fact we vote against them.
Beggars don’t get laid.

Scary Weekend for the Chiefs

Chad Ruhwedel (UML - 3), Mike Moran (BU - 11), Ryan Santana (BU - 15), Zack Kamrass (UML - 27), Connor Hellebuyck (UML - 37), Riley Wetmore (UML - 16)

…if it were 1992. Running the Maine, BU weekend gauntlet isn’t quite what it used to be. Paul Kariya is not walking through that door. Things have gotten so bleak on Comm Ave that the Sasquatch actually got his back waxed. Regardless, It’s still 4 crucial HockeyEast points.

MLK had a dream…and in it the Chiefs were potting goals in bunches, and you were potting arena drafts and Dipping Dots.  You probably want to be there.

A fella from Maine gets eaten by a Polar Beer.

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — A Maine man who was dragged out of his tent and attacked by a polar bear in a Canadian national park continues to improve at a hospital in Montreal.
Matthew Dyer of Turner, a lawyer for Pine Tree Legal Assistance in Lewiston, was airlifted for treatment after the bear broke through an electrified fence and attacked him early Tuesday.
Dyer’s fellow campers drove the bear off with signal flares.
A hospital spokeswoman told the Portland Press Herald ( that Dyer was in critical but stable condition and showing signs of progress Sunday.

How about this Maniac getting clobbered by a Polar Beer? That’s probably the most un-Maine like thing ever…even if you’re a legal assistant from Lewiston. A real Downeaster would’ve killed it, quartered it, used the rest as a comforter, and done it all with his work boot. Not this guy. How about a little pride, bro!

PS. Pine Tree Legal assistance? That’s a front for a marijuana dispensary, right?