Why Country Music sucks, and why it’s still not safe to trust the 2013 Red Sox…summed up in one picture.

20130714-082554.jpgWhy do I hate country music? Because of the pageantry that goes with liking it. When you show up at the show and there’s a bunch of creeps dressed like Larry up above, rest assured you’re ears are about to get treated to an audio abortion. Country, Jimmy Buffet, Insane Clown Possy…musicians so mediocre that the audience entertains themselves by wearing ridiculous costumes and racing each other to an alcoholic blackout.

PS…I have little respect for anyone who’s 100 percent, reinvested in the Sox. Look at that picture again and tell me if you think that’s a great idea?