“The Man” is trying to keep me Down!!!

 

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According to TMZ  (so that means it’s legit)  George Zimmerman and his promoter Damon Feldman have decided to duck me and he will instead fight 43-year-old rapper DMX.   I can’t say I’m shocked at this turn of events.  They want Zimmerman who’s slimmed down a lot btw, to have a fighting chance.  DMX is an out of shape washed up rapper who has a history of drug abuse.  I’m going out on a limb here.  Zimmerman will win this fight in the first round by KO.  I envision DMX coming out of the gates hard and with no skill swinging for the fences for about 45 seconds before gassing.  Zimmerman (who actually trains in boxing) will keep his guard up whether the early storm and when DMX tires send most of the viewing audience and those in attendance home pretty pissed off.  I smell another Zimmerman celebrity boxing match in the future.  Why rush to give people what they want?  When you can string them along and get more of their money first?

Help me win $10K by KO’ing George Zimmerman

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Fresh off winning the Novice NAGA nogi Heavyweight New England Championship in Submission grappling last weekend Teddy Panos hit me with this bomb this morning, “Apply to fight George Zimmerman and win $10 grand.”  Sold.  Fired off an email to fightgeorge@hotmail.com this morning telling them who I was, that I’m from Lowell and Micky Ward could train me for this car wreck.  I don’t hate George Zimmerman but $10 large is reason enough to whip anyone’s ass.  So I ask you readers of The Cabot to email fightgeorge@hotmail.com and tell fight promoter Damon Feldman to pick me Mark Lynch over the other applicants because of whatever reason you want to give.  C’mon you know you want to see me knock him out.

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Bully KO’s Herself made my Day (YouTube Gold)

If you have a video of a bully getting KO’ed, please send it my way so I can post it.  I LOVE watching videos like that.  This chick decides she’s gonna sucker punch or in this case sucker grabthechickshairfrombehind and then proceeds to bullrush her and trip herself and then pull off the always tricky skull to car door then concrete combo.  Always a crowd pleaser. 

My Friday night is set.

Friday night 7pm Fox Sports1 aka 925 on my dial and one of my favorites on the menu.  A dude named Big Foot who had gigantism and needed to have his pituitary gland removed so he’d stop growing and could live longer is fighting another dude nicknamed the “Super Samoan”.  Where do I sign up?  Seriously this fight won’t go to a decision, sit down, strap in, and get ready to watch one enormous human being knock another one silly.

Tomorrow Night in Chi-town….

Tomorrow night on Spike TV Glory kickboxing makes it’s US debut in a HUGE way.  A four man tournament for the World Heavyweight title featuring two of the best in the world in what should be the final Daniel Ghita v. Gokhan “The Rebel” Saki.  The video above is from the last time these two locked horns.  Tomorrow night should be EPIC.  I’m a HUGE Gokhan Saki fan.  I’m hoping to see more Saki Bombs fo’ sho’!