I watch football and news magazine shows, so I’m all to aware that a vast majority of men over a certain open-ended age threshold have trouble getting themselves…you know…game ready. But boner time is your time fellas. Let’s keep the colleagues and CNN microphones out of it.

That said, with two seasons of House of Cards under my belt, trying to imagine what Lindsay Graham has in store for Kerry’s awakening is bringing me to some pretty dark places.

Thanks to KPax for the link.

Update from Reader “Fred” who has a very acute sense of humor:

From: XXXXXXXX@gmail.com

Sent: Friday, March 14, 2014 10:21 AM
To: sonsoffrankycabot@gmail.com

Subject: John Kerry Video

 You guys know that they’re talking about John Boehner (speaker of the house)…not a boner, right?  I mean are you that out of touch that you don’t know who the speaker of the house is?  Video Fail! Blog Fail! 

-Fred