A suspect tried to pass this off as a valid inspection sticker on his car tonight. Needless to say he was arrested. pic.twitter.com/7XT63W7RHU

— Salisbury Police (@SalisburyPolice) March 1, 2014

Wait, are you trying to tell me that a newspaper clipping taped to my windshield in lieu of an actual inspection sticker is not going to fly in that quaint little hamlet known as Salisbury? Is this some weird end-of-February/leap year type rule? Because the Salisbury I know doesn’t have any rules. The Salisbury PD I know would have tracked this guy down, and instead of arresting him, would have gathered in the parking lot of Tens to roast and ridicule him for actually making them pretend that laws exist.