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Keep your head on a swivel intrepid readers.

Help me win $10K by KO’ing George Zimmerman

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Fresh off winning the Novice NAGA nogi Heavyweight New England Championship in Submission grappling last weekend Teddy Panos hit me with this bomb this morning, “Apply to fight George Zimmerman and win $10 grand.”  Sold.  Fired off an email to fightgeorge@hotmail.com this morning telling them who I was, that I’m from Lowell and Micky Ward could train me for this car wreck.  I don’t hate George Zimmerman but $10 large is reason enough to whip anyone’s ass.  So I ask you readers of The Cabot to email fightgeorge@hotmail.com and tell fight promoter Damon Feldman to pick me Mark Lynch over the other applicants because of whatever reason you want to give.  C’mon you know you want to see me knock him out.

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The science is settled, God LOVES Tim Tebow!

 

 

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Question his quarterbacking skills all you want. But when it comes to college football, Tim Tebow knows his stuff.

The former Heisman Trophy winner came within a point of predicting the final score of Monday’s thrilling BCS National Championship Game during his television debut for ESPN.

“Auburn might be a team of destiny, but tonight, Florida State is deeper from top to bottom,” Tebow said. “(With) Jameis Winston and Telvin Smith’s leadership in the fourth quarter, I think they win 35-31.”

Rest of the article here.

Freaking Tebow man, nails the score as FSU won 34-31.  He must have a direct line to the big man upstairs.  I don’t know about you guys but if you’re the type who likes to call a bookie for NFL games I’d be watching ESPN this weekend to see what knowledge Tebow’s dropping for the masses on the world-wide leader.  It’s a shame he throws worse than Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite otherwise he might still be in the NFL.

Meet Courtney

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This is recently single Courtney Stodden.  She’s 19, and just filed for divorce from her 53-year-old husband actor Doug Hutcherson.  I also want to call attention to the Erin Cox saga in North Andover, which she finally admitted she was lying and was actually drinking at the party.  Also the waitress who “wasn’t tipped because she’s a lesbian.”  Which leads me to Lunenburg and the Phillips-Brazier family “racist graffiti” hoax, that also led to the Lunenburg football team canceling the rest of their season.  In each case (besides the divorce) the “media” reported it and each “incident” was met with public outrage and some form of backlash.  In each incident we found out much later they were all lies.  Our media is so quick to report anything now that they are either too lazy or refuse to dig a little deeper that in a quest to be first to report anything they finish last in credibilty and accuracy.  What do all these stories have in common?  they are all just as fake as Courtney Stodden’s boobs.

Andy Kaufman LIVES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So part of me wants to believe that Andy Kaufman faked his death almost 30 years ago and he’s been living as a stay at home Dad making sweet banana walnut pancakes for his daughter on the regular.  The other part of me thinks this is a complete put on and that Andy Kaufman’s brother out Kaufman’ed Kaufman with this “revelation”.  What say you?