Back Off in #Haiku. 10/27/14.



Obama and crew.
Can’t guard border or White House.
Disease will walk in.

Chelmsford tax rate.
Highest in the area.
Poor choices last long.

Chelmsford financials.
Enigma or conundrum?
Fired teachers won’t say.

Too many skateboards.
Bring back Mill City Mounties.
That’s cost effective.

Downtown regular.
Nobody uses bikelanes.
[Downtown has no lanes]

Some vets don’t talk much.
But Scott Brown won’t stop talking.

Robert Breest guilty.
DNA just shows two guys.
Helpers tend to help.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/13/14.



Sidewalk bicyclists.
Scaring away foot traffic.
Rita please save us.

Chelmsford school layoffs.
Money went to grief counselors.
A bunch of babies.

Supportive stalker.
Let me know my tire was flat.
She followed me home.

Rep. Colleen Garry.
Got us the Tyngsboro Bridge.
The Rourke is due now.

  The Sun’s editor:
   Garry doesn’t rep Lowell.
   Can’t help with the Rourke.

Sound Off

Public meetings planned.
Complainers never attend.
Bitch and moan after.

Small raise for working.
Taxes go up just as fast.
Property owns me.

Low electric rates.
What they offer on the phone.
Prob’ly a scam.

Praise Doctor Malone.
Did a lot for MCAS scores.
Went unrecognized.

Spanish-speaking help.
Just don’t belong in New Hampsire.
Milkshake unpurchased.