Back Off in #Haiku. 11/6/14.



Martha Coakley lost.
Guess we won’t see her again.
I’m okay with that.

Light up all the stacks.
Make this city look awesome.
Only trees we need.

Bill’rica Circle.
We could have fixed that by now.
Dumb voters said ‘no.’

Bring Your Kid to Work.
But leave him home when you get fired.
Moulton should know that.

Chelmsford school issues.
Committee learns to budget.
A little late now.

Dracut trash pick-up.
Now fully automated.
Chelmsford should get that.

Sound Off

Three-week quarantine.
Not what CDC wanted.
Maine nurse should be free.

Political signs.
You can take that shit down now.
Try to recycle.

Just stay positive.
No point in whining ’bout stuff.
Won’t help you at all.

Hard to find the booth.
No signs for new polling spots.
Salem hates old folks.

Texting and driving.
I hate when people do that.
Same with run red lights.

Back Off In #Haiku. 10/29/14.



Dracut cleaning up.
Problem properties get fined.
Allow cure to spread.

Toxic dump ignored.
Seniors fined for not mowing.
Broadway is glowing.

Abandoned house fines.
500 dollars a day.
Lowell should do same.

That cartoon was right.
It was on page 25.
[Sun hates web readers]

Three good deeds a day.
Nature’s antidepressant.
If you leave the house.

Connector needs bumps
Or at least some rumble strips.
Nobody reads signs.

Clinton’s a lead vest.
Coakley going down with ship.
Hillary can’t help.

Sound Off

Tax & Spend Lib’rals.
Spend 80k to save half.
Dumb ass school leaders.

Timberland School Board.
8 to 1 vote to hire more.
Should have gotten temps.

Timberland School Board.
Budget all spent on PR.
Road to hell unpaved.

Thousand dollar fine.
What it takes to stop litter.
Instill them with fear.

Water and sewer.
Public Works says price can raise.
Dam all these bastards.

Dems fightin’ dirty.
Illegals can vote and drive.
The Prez kicked my nuts.

Voter ID laws.
Democrats can’t stand those things.
God bless New Hampshire.

Forces don’t ‘make men.”
Service isn’t discipline.
Send your brats to camp.

Unions are still strong.
Controlling all elections.
Votes are all paid for.

FDR’s programs.
Paved way for illegal votes.
ID laws will help.

Vote Republican.
To break two-party system.
One creates balance.

Once The Right is in.
More room for other parties.
Dems holding them back.

Back Off In #Haiku. 10/11/14.



Chelmsford schools again.
Funding issues and football.
No one taking charge.

My yard’s pretty small.
Still taxed at 4 grand a year.
Skip the teachers’ raise.

That Peter Lucas.
Wrote something I agree with.
Let him keep his job.

Real crimes in Lowell.
But I’m busted for stop signs.
Blaming the police.

Long ride on school bus.
Superintendent don’t care.
An hour is too much.

Sound Off

South Park ain’t Lib’ral.
Why the hell would you think that?
They draw Muhammad.

War on Women a crock.
Just Libs using scare tactics.
Women see thru it.

Rosary on mirror.
Why my car failed inspection.
People hate Christians.

No housing project.
Go with solar farm instead.
Better use of land.

I like casinos.
Don’t let people say they’re bad.
Keep gambling in state.

Amirault fam’ly.
All wrongfully convicted.
Martha Coakley’s fault.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/9/14.



Texas phone scammers.
Saying desktop infected.
Just letting you know.

Water bottle bill.
Not just a one-time increase.
Gives state too much strength.

Boston Globe is gay.
Ev’ry story is pro-gay.
Enough with the gays.

Temporary Bridge.
Why is that the focus now?
Waiting was not done.

Gas prices shrinking.
Just so they can tax it more.
Old folks will suffer.

Mass. war on women?
It’s a democratic state.
Dems started that war.

Uninformed voters.
Finally leaving their beds.
Prayers are answered.

Sound Off

Ebola blame game.
Look towards open borders.
That’s where the blame lies.

High school running team.
Trampling our poor elderly.
Get off the sidewalk!

Steenson spends tax dough.
To fix problems she started.
Cheaper to step down.

Lawrence road repairs.
Needed by the track crossings.
Same with Andover.

Lawrence for Baker.
Republicans love this town.
Coakley did nothing.

Mayor Elliott Absolutely Destroys the St Paddy’s Day Breakfast


Shades of Richard Pryor and Sam Kinison in their prime.  Just eviscerating the room with comedic nukes.  At a certain point, the laughter was so uproarious that it kept knocking WCAP off the air between every masterful line.  Panos and Fontanella have some splain’n to do because those of us on the radio end just got awkward silences.  You’re better than that fellas.

…and how about this Coakley bird trying to big league our mayor?   She’s a day removed from “SHEMA” and all of a sudden she’s a Last Coming Standing judge?  I wonder what she said about Willie Lantigua during all those Lawrence St Paddy’s day breakfasts?