Back Off in #Haiku. 10/21/14.



Gas prices will rise.
Doubling on November 5th.
The left runs Big Oil.

Chelmsford grows poorer.
Let them beg for old pennies.
Stand at Peasants Pain.

Billerica council.
Newbs asking what people want.
Rightfully dope slapped.

Enough donut jokes.
Cops deserve better than that.
Hypocritic hack.

Elderly crosswalk.
Shouldn’t be at top of hill.
Both sides clearly blind.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/16/14.


[I understand sometimes it can be hard to catch when I’m making fun of something and when the original post actually says something better than I can with just seventeen syllables. I think this might be one of those days where you’ll want to check the source materials, Backtalk in the Lowell Sun and Sound Off in the Lawrence Eagle Tribune. Normally though I sum things up pretty well. Enjoy.]


Obama takes guns.
Gives us Ebola instead.
Tinfoil hat unstrapped.

Baker likes sick time.
But not for small businesses.
Sneeze in my omelette.

Too many detours.
Ten minutes added to commute.
Someone’s gonna pay.

Murphy’s replacement.
18th Middlesex District.
Needs to malleable.

Corey Belanger.
Got us 17 million.
Now fix the damn bridge.

Sound Off

Learn to speak Spanish.
Or stay out of bodegas.
eso tan difĂ­cil?

Plaistow train station.
We voted no already.
Keep the Massholes out.

Malone did her job.
Superintendents get bucks.
Don’t need accolades.

Birth control costs.
WalMart and Hobby Lobby.
Better than you think.

The right hates workers.
They’ll never help you at all.
Stop voting for them.

Gen’ral Lafayette.
Gave us freedom from England.
Keep his statue clean.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/14/14.



School Committee Board.
Stepping stone for bigger things.
The water is high.

Decay takes a while.
Old buildings crumble slowly.
Surprising no one.

Professional sports.
Quickly growing more corrupt.
Ad revenue score.

Workforce not doubled.
Hannaford just gave more hours.
Long days died quickly.

Expensive planning.
No crosswalks are included.
Knowledge overruled.

Pollies don’t make jobs.
But promise them frequently.
The debt still remains.

Sidewalk is clean now.
My dogs appreciate this.
Small dogs lost in weeds.

Prez visits students.
Never visits veterans.
All Presidents do.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/13/14.



Sidewalk bicyclists.
Scaring away foot traffic.
Rita please save us.

Chelmsford school layoffs.
Money went to grief counselors.
A bunch of babies.

Supportive stalker.
Let me know my tire was flat.
She followed me home.

Rep. Colleen Garry.
Got us the Tyngsboro Bridge.
The Rourke is due now.

  The Sun’s editor:
   Garry doesn’t rep Lowell.
   Can’t help with the Rourke.

Sound Off

Public meetings planned.
Complainers never attend.
Bitch and moan after.

Small raise for working.
Taxes go up just as fast.
Property owns me.

Low electric rates.
What they offer on the phone.
Prob’ly a scam.

Praise Doctor Malone.
Did a lot for MCAS scores.
Went unrecognized.

Spanish-speaking help.
Just don’t belong in New Hampsire.
Milkshake unpurchased.

Back Off In #Haiku. 10/11/14.



Chelmsford schools again.
Funding issues and football.
No one taking charge.

My yard’s pretty small.
Still taxed at 4 grand a year.
Skip the teachers’ raise.

That Peter Lucas.
Wrote something I agree with.
Let him keep his job.

Real crimes in Lowell.
But I’m busted for stop signs.
Blaming the police.

Long ride on school bus.
Superintendent don’t care.
An hour is too much.

Sound Off

South Park ain’t Lib’ral.
Why the hell would you think that?
They draw Muhammad.

War on Women a crock.
Just Libs using scare tactics.
Women see thru it.

Rosary on mirror.
Why my car failed inspection.
People hate Christians.

No housing project.
Go with solar farm instead.
Better use of land.

I like casinos.
Don’t let people say they’re bad.
Keep gambling in state.

Amirault fam’ly.
All wrongfully convicted.
Martha Coakley’s fault.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/10/14.



Probably terrorism.
Little too catchy.

Supreme Court ignores.
What is the point of voting?
A nation of fools.

Running for Bedford.
Girouard sign in Billerica.
Don’t really matter.

Let’s vote for judges.
Tired of these activists.
Not my ‘Merica..

Single unit house.
Approved for three families.
Not approved by me.

Big check cashing fee.
Seven bucks just to get cash.
Worse than ATMs.

Public Access van.
Chelmsford doesn’t need that thing.
Too many town cars.

Police kept busy.
Repeat calls to same address.
Ignoring C-ville.

Back Off in #Haiku.10/8/14.


Sound Off

Workers sacrificed.
Impressive but their own fault.
Stop MB stories.

Old folks need parking.
But teachers took all the spots.
Voting results changed.

Part-time jobs out there.
Companies avoid bennies.
Depressing era.

This ain’t your backyard.
Property of the college.
Now get off our lawn.

Art T needs a sec.
It’s been a long hard season.
All will be right soon.


Chelmsford school issues.
Investigate ev’rything.
No free rides or meals.

School budget is tight?
It’s half a million dollars.
Enough for a house.

Board of Health please come.
The Chelmsford schools need cleaning.
Children getting sick.

Tyngsboro sewer.
Money waiting to happen.
Give a shit and vote.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/7/14.



Fio’s on Mammoth.
It’s been two years since the fire.
Mourning time has passed.

Twenty-four students.
Should have had just one teacher.
Years never vary.

The Prez does things wrong.
Nobody says anything.
No one questions him.

Question for the Prez:
Never talks to veterans.
But talks to students?

Running lights at night.
Full speed like a chicken game.
Officers unseen.

Back Off in #Haiku. 10/4/14.


Sound Off

Some schools could improve.
A’s for effort won’t pay rent.
Learning is needed.

Virus explosion.
Targeting US children.
Obama did it.

Only I noticed.
There’s an enterovirus.
Barack won’t tell you.

ATM card dropped.
Founder handed to cashier.
God bless your kind soul.

Graffiti art show.
Glorifies what we’re fighting.
Wrong message is sent.

Brady should sit down.
Don’t go out staying too long.
Legacy ruined.


Chelmsford school issues.
Business Manager to blame.
Auditors should look.

Chelmsford schools filthy.
Property values shrinking.
Admins make too much.

Department disgrace.
Chelmsford schools should be better.
Incompetence blamed.

Varnum Avenue.
Needs paving near hospital.
Winter is coming.

Kerouac’s new stone.
Thank-you for the article.
Nice picture as well.

Hillary haters.
Called her a ‘carpetbagger.’
Now voting for Brown.

Energy scammers.
Be careful of MassSave calls.
Three-hour sales lecture.