Help me win $10K by KO’ing George Zimmerman


Fresh off winning the Novice NAGA nogi Heavyweight New England Championship in Submission grappling last weekend Teddy Panos hit me with this bomb this morning, “Apply to fight George Zimmerman and win $10 grand.”  Sold.  Fired off an email to this morning telling them who I was, that I’m from Lowell and Micky Ward could train me for this car wreck.  I don’t hate George Zimmerman but $10 large is reason enough to whip anyone’s ass.  So I ask you readers of The Cabot to email and tell fight promoter Damon Feldman to pick me Mark Lynch over the other applicants because of whatever reason you want to give.  C’mon you know you want to see me knock him out.


My Friday night is set.

Friday night 7pm Fox Sports1 aka 925 on my dial and one of my favorites on the menu.  A dude named Big Foot who had gigantism and needed to have his pituitary gland removed so he’d stop growing and could live longer is fighting another dude nicknamed the “Super Samoan”.  Where do I sign up?  Seriously this fight won’t go to a decision, sit down, strap in, and get ready to watch one enormous human being knock another one silly.

Eric Holthaus is bat shit.

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So evidently Eric Holthaus is bidding adieu to the friendly skies after reading The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) latest report.  But that doesn’t make him bat shit.  The fact that this beta male broke down in tears in an airport before boarding his last flight doesn’t make him bat shit.  The fact that he lives in Wisconsin and will never again go anywhere warm in the dead of winter because of his self imposed embargo on flying doesn’t even make him bat shit.  What does make him bat shit?  This guy’s thinking of getting a vasectomy to save the planet.  Continue reading

The King is dead. Long live the King.

I admit that I was rooting for Chris Weidman.  He comes from a wrestling background like myself and he’s also a Renzo Gracie guy and I go to one of his affiliated schools up in New Hampshire.  Plus Anderson Silva hasn’t lost a fight since the Bush administration, so this was an upset of EPIC proportions.  Besides he’s been pulling the “I’m going to put my hands down to bait you in just so I can counter punch you into unconsciousness’ for about five years now.   It was nice to see him get what he asked for and get KTFO.