“The Man” is trying to keep me Down!!!

 

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According to TMZ  (so that means it’s legit)  George Zimmerman and his promoter Damon Feldman have decided to duck me and he will instead fight 43-year-old rapper DMX.   I can’t say I’m shocked at this turn of events.  They want Zimmerman who’s slimmed down a lot btw, to have a fighting chance.  DMX is an out of shape washed up rapper who has a history of drug abuse.  I’m going out on a limb here.  Zimmerman will win this fight in the first round by KO.  I envision DMX coming out of the gates hard and with no skill swinging for the fences for about 45 seconds before gassing.  Zimmerman (who actually trains in boxing) will keep his guard up whether the early storm and when DMX tires send most of the viewing audience and those in attendance home pretty pissed off.  I smell another Zimmerman celebrity boxing match in the future.  Why rush to give people what they want?  When you can string them along and get more of their money first?

Help me win $10K by KO’ing George Zimmerman

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Fresh off winning the Novice NAGA nogi Heavyweight New England Championship in Submission grappling last weekend Teddy Panos hit me with this bomb this morning, “Apply to fight George Zimmerman and win $10 grand.”  Sold.  Fired off an email to fightgeorge@hotmail.com this morning telling them who I was, that I’m from Lowell and Micky Ward could train me for this car wreck.  I don’t hate George Zimmerman but $10 large is reason enough to whip anyone’s ass.  So I ask you readers of The Cabot to email fightgeorge@hotmail.com and tell fight promoter Damon Feldman to pick me Mark Lynch over the other applicants because of whatever reason you want to give.  C’mon you know you want to see me knock him out.

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Charlie Bronson esque store clerk

Bad idea: holding up a store clerk who happens to be proficient in firearms.

Worse idea: holding up a store clerk who is not only proficient in firearms, but who also happens to be an Iraq war veteran and a former prison guard and private investigator.

Jon Lewis Alexander, 54, is no ordinary store clerk. He has worked several “high risk” jobs and served four tours of duty in Iraq during his 30 years in the U.S. military.

And his training shows.

Video surveillance from Saturday night captures the moment a would-be thief entered the Marionville, Mo., store where Alexander works. The thief hesitates for a moment and pulls a gun — but not fast enough to dissuade Alexander from pulling his own Walther PPX 9 mm handgun and sticking it in the hapless thief’s mouth.

No one was hurt and no shots were fired.

“One of the policemen told me later, ‘You’re a lucky man,’” Alexander told News-Leader.com Monday. “I said, ‘I think he (the robber) is a little luckier than I am.’ ”

Rest of the article from the Blaze here.

I love that Jon L. Alexander got his inner Paul Kersey on Charlie Bronson style here.  Didn’t even have to fire a shot either.  Robber picked the wrong store and is lucky he didn’t get killed for his troubles.  Reminds me of a joke.  “Why do you carry a gun? A young man asked an elderly lady.  “Because it’s alot lighter then a Police Officer.” the elderly lady answered. 

Things I learned from CNN during the Zimmerman trial….

I’m not going to rehash the Zimmerman trial.  It’s not worth it.  If your reading this and don’t live under a rock chances are you have your mind made up one way or another on the case.  I for one try to never get wrapped up in a court case that has no immediate bearing on my day to day life.  I don’t think it’s healthy to latch on to any sensationalized court case.  None of us actually know what happened the night Trayvon Martin died.  Because none of us were there.  That’s a FACT.  Unless George Zimmerman or a resident of that neighborhood is reading this.  To say otherwise is intellectually dishonest or your lying to yourself.  We only “know” what we were told by our media outlet of choice OR if we watched the entire trial like none of us did you know as much as anyone ever will.  But Zimmerman was found not guilty (as I predicted) last Saturday.   What I did learn from CNN is that if your half Jewish and half Peruvian as George Zimmerman is you qualify for a previously unknown minority group the “White Hispanic“.  I also learned from Precious last night on Piers Morgan what another previously unknown minority is, the “Chino N*gga”.   You can’t make this stuff up. 

Also in the aftermath of  the verdict  I saw this gem on twitter- “You should burn your neighborhood to the ground when things don’t go your way.” – Ghandi

I admit it that made me laugh.  What an odd way to seek “Justice” I thought.  Burning cars and wrecking stores in ones community, three thousand miles from Sanford, FL. 

 

 

Adam vs. the Man

Adam Kokesh has been arrested again.  His latest act of civil disobedience (remember when that was cool from 2001-2008?) is shown above where he looks to load a shotgun in the “Freedom Plaza” in DC.  Well a couple of days later “A U.S. Park Police SWAT team and other officers knocked on the door of his single-family home on a quiet Herndon cul-de-sac, then kicked the door in and tossed a flash grenade into the foyer as police helicopters whirled overhead, his roommates said.

The rabble-rouser and Iraq war veteran who promised “we will not obey” on the video and has advocated for overthrow of the government “by whatever means necessary” was removed in handcuffs and charged with possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms while possessing a firearm, according to court papers. His housemates allege that they were mistreated by police, who they say used too much force.” according to the article linked below.

Oh by the way the DC police were kind enough to block off the street and tip the media off (allegedly) before having him do the perp walk out of his house.  He’s been an outspoken critic of this administration and I wonder why David Gregory wasn’t arrested after he went on Meet the Press with a large capacity magazine which is also illegal in DC?  (Hi to the NSA analyst reading this blog.  Go get some water.  Have a great weekend.  Hugs, Mark)  This isn’t Kokesh’s first scrap in DC.  A couple of years back he was arrested for dancing at the Jefferson Memorial.  He was also recently arrested at a pro marajuna rally for possession even after they patted him down and found nothing.  He was still held overnight. 

While I don’t agree with everything Kokesh says or does I wonder if speaking out against those in power is enough to get you harassed and arrested are the Alex Jones types on to something?

Complete article here.