Mark’s Five Least favorite Christmas songs of all time #4

Every year it’s the same, I hear it twice and I’m fine with it.  Somewhere around December 5th though I’ve had enough of it and can’t wait for it to go away.  It’s played on almost every station at least once every half hour for the entire Christmas season. 

Mark’s five least favorite Christmas song of all time #5

Once a day all week I’ll be releasing one of my least favorite Christmas songs. Today’s offering at #5 is Grandma got run over by a reindeer.  How this thing has over 600K hits on YouTube is beyond me.  Complete hick nonsense.  This is the type of stuff that Jeff Foxworthy wants you to think he listens to this time of year.  If you think Jeff Foxworthy listens to Elmo and Patsy you might be a moron…..

The forbidden fruit will be tasted…Yuengling arrives early March.

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Distribution rights have been awarded…we’ll all be tipping these Bad Larry’s for the start of March. Book it.

Now for all you craft beer tools coming out of the woodwork to shit on Yuengling…relax. Nobody is saying its Heady Topper. It’s merely a tasty bev, that Floridians (among many) and their refined palettes can buy in 1/2 barrels, and we’re stuck smuggling 12 packs from upstate New York meth-towns.

It’s about access. I still get as excited buying beer as I did when I was 21. So many flavors, so many colors. (Yes, I buy beer all the time based on packaging color. I actually still have the remnants of a Narragansett 18 pack in the fridge because I liked the vintage look of the case. It’s still there because it’s f’all beer.) That’s what makes this exciting. Going to the packie and buying Yuengling because you feel like it.

Bully KO’s Herself made my Day (YouTube Gold)

If you have a video of a bully getting KO’ed, please send it my way so I can post it.  I LOVE watching videos like that.  This chick decides she’s gonna sucker punch or in this case sucker grabthechickshairfrombehind and then proceeds to bullrush her and trip herself and then pull off the always tricky skull to car door then concrete combo.  Always a crowd pleaser. 

Meet Courtney

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This is recently single Courtney Stodden.  She’s 19, and just filed for divorce from her 53-year-old husband actor Doug Hutcherson.  I also want to call attention to the Erin Cox saga in North Andover, which she finally admitted she was lying and was actually drinking at the party.  Also the waitress who “wasn’t tipped because she’s a lesbian.”  Which leads me to Lunenburg and the Phillips-Brazier family “racist graffiti” hoax, that also led to the Lunenburg football team canceling the rest of their season.  In each case (besides the divorce) the “media” reported it and each “incident” was met with public outrage and some form of backlash.  In each incident we found out much later they were all lies.  Our media is so quick to report anything now that they are either too lazy or refuse to dig a little deeper that in a quest to be first to report anything they finish last in credibilty and accuracy.  What do all these stories have in common?  they are all just as fake as Courtney Stodden’s boobs.

My Friday night is set.

Friday night 7pm Fox Sports1 aka 925 on my dial and one of my favorites on the menu.  A dude named Big Foot who had gigantism and needed to have his pituitary gland removed so he’d stop growing and could live longer is fighting another dude nicknamed the “Super Samoan”.  Where do I sign up?  Seriously this fight won’t go to a decision, sit down, strap in, and get ready to watch one enormous human being knock another one silly.

Now starting this Sunday against your New England Patriots….

Is this kid serious?  He’s the all time touchdown leader in college football with 157 albeit in division 3.  But still, 157 is 157.  Only problem for garbage can boy is this- Chandler Jones and the rest of the defense is coming for him on Sunday provided Brandon Weeden isn’t cleared for Sunday’s game against the Pats.  Oh and the amount of NFL snaps this kid has seen?  Zero.  Pats roll to victory on Sunday.  No doubt.  Book it.