Pork…… Wha!?! (YouTube Gold)

First off, when I’m big time and making the big time money I’m going to a tailor and telling them I want the “Steve Harvey special”.  The length on that coat is outstanding.  Second gotta love that she spelled loin L-I-O-N which last I checked is a different animal then Pork AKA P-I-G.  Just putting a beat down on the english language.  Also has there ever been a time in Family Feud history where instead of yelling “GOOD ANSWER” a family member just looks at the offending dummy and called them a moron or something?  How has this not happened yet?  Cupine is a great answer.  Clearly this kid got an A in creative writing and a “gentleman’s C” in art class for eating all the extra paste. 

Glozell eats a habanero… On accident?!? (YouTube Gold)

A friend of mine put this on facebook this morning, I hadn’t seen it.  Hilarious.  But it was said to be an accidental eating.  The title says hot pepper challenge.  That makes me think it’s not an accident.  Either way pretty funny.

Coming to Lowell Friar Tuck Ale!!

 

SPENCER, Mass. —The monks of St. Joseph’s Abbey in Spencer, Mass., have long been known for their jams and jellies. Now they’re brewing the first Trappist beer to be produced outside the monasteries of Europe.

Spencer Trappist Ale will be sold at first in Massachusetts to help the monks maintain their aging buildings about an hour west of Boston. They hope to eventually distribute the sweet, yeasty golden beer nationally and one day, internationally. 

Rest of the article here. 

I know Tobes is all about this Trappist local ale as our resident beer sommelier.  He’ll be in line the night before this stuff is shipped camped out in front of Manning’s on Bridge Street so he can extol the virtues of these monks.  Tell me I’m lying!!! 

This just in: Russians are still zany.

Vincent Van Gogh

Everyone knows that too much drinking can cause Christmas parties to go wrong. But few can have imagined the bloody outcome of a recent festive drinking binge in Siberia.

Police in the remote region said on Friday that they are struggling to work out whether self mutilation constitutes a crime after two men cut their own ears off in an arm wrestling match.

 

How much vodka would you need to cut your own ear off?  A whole bottle?  Two?  I mean OK guy has a gun to my wifes head and it’s cut my ear off or she dies where’s the knife?  But to lose a bet and then say “Oh shucks, I lost let me cut my ears off?”  Seriously Russians are freaking zany.  Full story here.

Dennis Rodman just went off the deep end right?!?

Is Charles Smith running for office?  I don’t know him or his politics but he seems like a guy who could do some good for people.  On the flip side Dennis Rodman seems like he’s gone off the cliff on live TV right?  What drug(s) was he on here?  Is Chris Cuomo serious?  Does he really think Kenneth Bay wants Dennis Rodman speaking on his behalf?  Why?  So he can get fed to the dogs like Kim Jong Un’s uncle?  Best TV CNN’s produced in YEARS.  Unintentional comedy to the nth degree.