SOFC 2013 Fantasy Draft: 3 Teams, 18 Candidates, 374 cases of general misinformation, ignorance, and uselessness.

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Can’t decide?

Who’s kidding who, this election is a big deal, and it is optimal that everyone is as informed as possible… which is why you should definitely look elsewhere. We’re not the blog for you.

We’re tipping beers here at the Worthen for the next three days to bring you the most useless, unhelpful, exercise built around this biannual city tradition. Leave your sensitivity in the car.

The rules can be found here.

The Teams (In Order)
1. Frank’s Shanks (Frank McCabe)
2. Uncle Joey’s Banana Bread (Mark Lynch)
3. Tower News Taliban (Dan Tobin)

Now on the clock with the first overall pick in the 2013 Sons of Franky Cabot Fantasy: Frank’s Shanks.

Uncle Joey’s Banana Bread (NSFW)

Not a drugs guy, never have been.  But if I ever make it big.  I wanna hang out with Uncle Joey Diaz.  Complete chaos of a night/weekend.  Even at age 50+ this guy is still slinging dick.  This is why my fantasy team name for the City Council election is Uncle Joey’s banana bread.