Bag Ban. Day 1.

The expected bagpocalypse has yet to arrive. Tribal elders believe that this is because many of those expected to be affected are still hungover. The greatest fear currently is not about today or tomorrow. The concern is about Sunday with a one o’clock game. The concern is about Thursday with its minor chance of flurries. How will the lines be? Will people make it home in time? Will people make it home at all? The fear and the tension are as high as the river. So… kind of high, but not too too high. On average. Lot of outliers though.

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