Back Off in #Haiku. Jan 18-23, 2016


[Please note: These haiku are translated from angry anonymous messages published in a couple of newspapers in the general northeast corner of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (USA). The Sons of Franky Cabot are not responsible for whatever the point of the original messages might have been.

Also I’ll be cutting back on the number of poems appearing here but there will be plenty in the books: ]

No special in’trests.
Trump owes nothing to no one.
That’s better than brains.

Civil Liberties?
Group is about extortion.
Nobody needs them.

Fake ass con artist.
He never shed a real tear.
I weep for us all.

Comcast and healthcare.
Nothing to watch but high bills.
I need both of them.

Greedy Democrats.
Drove out Gen’ral Electric.
Can we blame Bern yet?

Twenty-five long years.
And what had he accomplished?
Sanders won’t help none.

Leaders get released.
Heroin easy to get.
Prez fails at safety.

Righties have no heart.
And progressives have no brains.
Mindless media.

Tax on the stupid.
Invented by Obama.
Vote for a long shot.

Supreme Court Justice.
Scalia big into Church.
Wrong priorities.

Drug lord got away.
Kill him the next time he’s caught.
He’s prob’ly killed folks.

No shows at Tsongas.
Just political blowhards.
Trumpones get rusty.

‘Homeless’ panhandlers?
They’re prob’ly making good coin.
Check the McMansions.

Lottery winnings.
State took in sixty million.
Where’d that money go?

Dems hoping for Trump.
Know he doesn’t stand a chance.
Cruz could win it all.

Anchor baby Cruz.
Anchor dropped in Canada.
But he’s a Cuban.

Martin O’Malley.
Same positions as Sanders.
Just not as pretty.

Nothing will be fixed.
Bernie’s plan is still all gov.
Spread retirement funds.

Increase penalties.
Give illegal guns ten years.
No room for judges.

Neighbors voted ‘nay.’
Town gave permit anyway.
Children in danger.

Taxes won’t stay down.
Raise given to manager.
Others deserve more.

Taxes for seniors.
Lower ones would be helpful.
Or just pay us more.

Socialist Sanders.
Wants to destroy the country.
Plus he’s a commie.

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