Backtalk:

Don’t blame Connector.
The highway ends with warnings.
Drivers fail to yield.

Bike kids on sidewalks:
Old folks will hit you with canes.
Out on your asphalt.

Half a million short.
Twice in the past ten years.
Schools should do the math.

Stop sign was yellow.
Wife given pre-writ ticket.
[Aren’t most of them red?]