[Please note: the above image does not contain a translation from either paper. I thought for sure I’d be able to use it, but all of the callers have disappointed me. It is however a translation of something Scott Brown said.]

Backtalk

Taxpayers boycott.
No more money for Chelmsford.
We want Arty T.

Don’t elect judges.
Just makes more politicians.
Species unwanted.

Ground war on ISIS
The only way to win there.
Nip it in the bud.

Mayor Elliot.
Insisting we need more cops.
Too many details.

Sound Off

Rep. DiZoglio.
Crying about attack ads.
PACs unconnected.

Superintendent.
Trampling Timberland school board.
Nancy needs to go.

Money devalued.
Inflation only growing.
Cancels gas price drops.

Right wing campaign ads.
Need to mention illegals.
Bunch of other shit.

Ebola panic.
Bush spent tons of dough on war.
Not much on borders.

No carpetbagger.
Brown is a multistate man.
Just like you and me.