Back Off in #Haiku. 10/18/14

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Backtalk:

Police eat donuts.
Ignore all the jaywalkers.
Wah wah bitch bitch bitch.

Dracut school buses.
Officials ignore long rides.
Yellow sardine cans.

Mental health issues.
Mike Dukakis tried to help.
Insufficient beds.

Brady Mom favored.
Thinks it’s all on-job training.
Truth might lie elsewhere.

Sound Off

Haverhill’s gone down hill.
Rude drivers and real bad smells.
Higher taxes don’t help.

Blaming Obama?
The world you want costs money.
Blame those who hoard it.

Pastors in Texas.
Having their sermons censored.
The Prez hates Jesus.

Yay Hobby Lobby.
For protecting our freedoms.
Companies have faith.

Dems hate the workers.
They’re all about welfare now.
Poor folks are lazy.

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2 thoughts on “Back Off in #Haiku. 10/18/14

  1. I’ve been reading and enjoying since this all started–it’s brilliant stuff–but the top of today’s list is perhaps the most brilliant translation of all. “Wah wah bitch bitch bitch”. (And it’s always great when words like “Haverhill” are counted out to their true number of syllables). Thanks for every day.

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