Backtalk and Sound Off in Haiku. 8/13/14.

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Backtalk

Employees greedy.
They don’t care about vendors.
They deserve to starve.
-Lowell

Art S. gets no love.
Less popular than Congress.
High five there genius.
-Lowell

Art S. feels the love.
Big signs loudly thanking him.
From competitors.
-Lowell

Not supporting them.
Just can’t buy from empty shelves.
[shelves aren’t all empty]
-Chelmsford

Art S. & The Board:
You forgot your history.
Grampa is spinning.
-Billerica

Get guns off the streets.
Five long years of hard labor.
Really bad prison.
-Lowell

Gas line will be here.
There’s no way you can stop it.
Fighting just costs more.
-Dracut

Sound Off

The Board needs to go.
They should have seen this coming.
This hurts the tourists.

[really vague complaints]
[something about labeling]
[political stuff]

Just give him a chance.
Art S. could be what you need.
Feel the savior’s knee.

The Board shows mercy.
Fall before the merciful.
Before they sue you.

Carlton Fisk is nice.
Met him at a recent event.
Got an autograph!

Obama is worse.
Much much much worse than Nixon.
I don’t like that guy.

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