Backtalk vs Sound Off in Haiku, Game 9.

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Unfortunately I’m driving up to a show in central New Hampshire right now and don’t really have time to write an intro or a scoring explanation, so it’s another tie bringing us to 3-3-3. Should have an actual winner soon. Sorry about all the hard-hitting suspense.

Sound Off

Important question:
Where do fire fighters shop?
[not a kid’s riddle]

Cop got his gun back.
After threats to kill a guy.
Chief needs to explain.
-Plaistow

Not even striking.
But Board uses busting tactics.
That’s gonna backfire.

Left wing hates workers.
They’re saying “get back to work.”
Nothing else makes sense.

Recycling pick-up.
Reason for changes vary.
Get your bullshit straight.
-Haverhill

Backtalk

I’m no college kid.
But this town only wants them.
Old folks getting shoved.
-Lowell

I hate all unions.
But will respect MB workers.
Unions are Marxist.
-Billerica

Art S. benefits
From the hard work of Art T.
Shooting his own foot.
-Dracut

Hannaford prices.
I think they’ve gone up again.
Unamerican.
-Dracut

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