[please note: I don’t plan on doing this every day. No punchlines have been added. All I did was change the wording to fit the haiku form. I don’t know how serious any of these people are so this could be the accidental satirizing of trolls, but probably not. Visit The Lowell Sun for original wording].

Whitney Ave tree gone.
But a big hole still remains.
Three years and counting.
-Lowell

Rep Mark Lombardo.
Staying on top of budget.
The Governor sucks.
-Billerica

Immigrants are bad.
They know how to get welfare.
But don’t take trash out.
-Lowell

Dems are socialists.
Taxing all the hard workers.
Take votes from brown folks.
-Chelmsford

Casino money.
Already spent by the state.
No casinos yet.
-Dracut

Pres helps foreign kids.
Can’t help Mexican people.
Hurts Americans.
-Groton

City Manager.
Way too much stuff to deal with.
Clearly last guy’s fault.
-Lowell

Israel should drop bombs.
Like bomb the crap out of them.
The US should help.
-Tewksbury