[please note: no punchlines have been added. All I did was change the wording to fit the haiku form. I don’t know how serious any of these people are, so there is the possibility that this is satirizing satire or trolling. Probably not though. Visit the Sun’s page for original wording. http://www.lowellsun.com/opinion/ci_26137299/backtalk-7-12-2014 ]

Parties both the same.
Middle class getting ignored.
Blame the immigrants.
-Tyngsboro

Muslims want own state.
So why are they coming here?
Back to Africa.
-Tewksbury

LPD scandals.
Let’s just fire all of the cops.
That will make things good.
-Lowell