Craigslist Missed Connections…St Paddy’s Day in Lowell

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St. Patricks Day Girl – m4w – 25 (Lowell)

age : 25

We spoke briefly outside the smokehouse tavern. You told me that your uncle was Micky Ward and that I was “hott”. You said you were cold and wanted to warm up.

If this is you, respond and tell me what your name was so I know it’s you.

I really liked you!

Location: Lowell

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Does it get any more “Lowell” than beginning conversations with strangers by establishing your blood relations to Mickey Ward?  Not saying this undoubted prize wasn’t the niece of the legendary Irish Mick, I’m just saying this wasn’t the only claim to the Ward family tree that occurred on Monday night, especially at the Smokehouse.  It’s like a weird tribal tick that’s part of the mating process in Lowell.  Just saying “Micky Wahhhd” in a sentence gives off some weird pheromone that ultimately leads to four kids and a duplex on Chelmsford Street. A Lowell Fairytale(…I think that’s a Shane MacGowan B-side.)

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