Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
46. North Carolina
Imagine how the Baystate would fare if we weren’t lousy with Irish guys and cold weather? Quite impressive if I do say so myself. Packing heat for days….
“You want me to stir that?”
We’re actually #4 when you extract DC. I’m sure the only reason they’re on there is because their data is inclusive of the Ravens, Redskins, and Bullets collective lockerrooms.
Padre Pat, I’d say its a lock that none of the guys in those lockerooms have ever worn a condom.