Can’t argue with facts…our Handcock Buildings are little larger than everyone elses.

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Time.com

Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona

And…

45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi

Imagine how the Baystate would fare if we weren’t lousy with Irish guys and cold weather? Quite impressive if I do say so myself. Packing heat for days….

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3 thoughts on “Can’t argue with facts…our Handcock Buildings are little larger than everyone elses.

  1. “You want me to stir that?”

  2. We’re actually #4 when you extract DC. I’m sure the only reason they’re on there is because their data is inclusive of the Ravens, Redskins, and Bullets collective lockerrooms.

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