SOFC 2013 Fantasy Draft: Round 5 (Pick 15)- The Tower News Taliban selects Marty Lorrey

With the 15th overall pick, the Tower News Taliban selects Marty Lorrey.

Tobes: Who’s sharing a locker next to Van Pecs? That would be Marty Lorrey obviously. Why? Because nobody has knocked on more doors this election season than Marty Lorrey. He’s been to my house a minimum, fourteen times. I actually set aside an aero-bed just in case he needs to wait out a storm. And he’s got a great pitch to boot…a door to door savant. Does that mean he’s a lock for the Top 9? Not at all. But when my team members need coordinates on who’s getting weed deliveries, sports illustrateds, and Pea Pod (does anyone Pea Pod in Lowell?)…he’ll be able to point us in the right direction.

Ned’s Take: Fred Doyle is still on the board and Tobes opts for the danger and uncertainty of the 9th seed. Wow. City Council fantasy drafts are often won and lost in the last round. Calories burnt don’t count as votes. That said, I could totally go for a little weed and a bag of Cape Cod Chips right now…

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