What are Lowellians selling on Craigslist today?


*** Is your Last Name SOUSA ??? Check this out!! *** – $50 (Lowell)
Framed name history with family crest!! Nice frame with brand new glass!!

Beautiful framed Family Name History. Theis tells the origin of the name with an awesome detailed history of the name SOUSA.

Also in the frame, is the beautiful SOUSA Family Crest.

Stamp of authenticity on the family certificate!!!

Perfect for an office or displaying in your house!

· Location: Lowell
· it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Is my last name, Sousa? No. Do I want to buy this? Absolutely. Look, everyone in the business knows that the Sousa family crest is the most prolific pawn in the forgery game. Getting your hands on a real one is all but impossible. Hell, I’d pay the $50 just for the letter of authenticity, and to be honest, I feel like I was meant to find this today. I feel like higher powers wanted me to find this and return it to the Sousa’s…where it belongs. Perhaps it will forever curry favor with Sousa’s everywhere. At the very least, it should earn me an invite to the Labor Day ruckus at Holy Ghost Park, no?

One thought on “What are Lowellians selling on Craigslist today?

  1. Those Holy Ghost parties are unreal!

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