What are Lowellians selling on craigslist today?

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Vaseline Mens fragrance free body and face lotion – $2 (Lowell)

New Vaseline
mens fragrance free body and face lotion
20.3 fl oz plus a bonus 10 fl oz attached in back

asking $2.00 exact cash please
as I do not have change
first to come with cash gets item
– Location: Lowell
– it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Are you a tea leaf reader? Do you even know what tea leaves are? Well, when I want to know how the economy is doing, I don’t need market data, unemployment rates, imports or exports. What I want to know is how much is a quality bottle of male moisturizer going for on Craigslist. The answer? $2.00 (USD I assume.). Imagine that. Such a lofty ransome and you’re not even getting a scent for your trouble. A mere two months ago it was Jurgens and Lubriderm City for practically free. And if all you had was a twenty…”no problem, bruh!” Now we’re looking at Vaseline’s JV team and a “no-change” Nazi. Somebody get Bernanke out of bed, it’s time to raise the rates.

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One thought on “What are Lowellians selling on craigslist today?

  1. Do you have to shake this persons’ hand to conclude this transaction?

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