A mother watched in horror as a monkey tore off one of her eight-month-old baby’s testicles at a Chinese zoo before running off and eating it.  The shocking incident, is understood to have taken place at the Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park in Guìyáng, the capital of Guizhou province in Southwest China.  The mother was changing the infant’s dirty nappy diaper when the animal attacked, ripping off the testicle before dropping it onto the ground.   An old man reportedly picked it up but a monkey then snatched it out of his hand before scampering away and eating it before it could be caught.

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The video I grabbed from YouTube was filmed at a Chinese temple near this zoo.  So these little bastards roam free and jack whatever they want.  Food, booze, kids junk.  Whatever.  Which makes me wonder if you had to pick between bears roaming Belvy, Christian Hill, and Pawtucketville and all that would entail OR these little asshole monkeys wandering around downtown which would you rather?