Smell that? That’s the smell of my hockey gear baking in the trunk. It’s quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. Not quite sex panther, but better than Drakkar Noir.

It’s a reminder that we’re on the doorstep of another hockey season. The Chiefs only won about 500 games last season before getting caught planning the parade early. This is your reminder to get your seats now, because once people get a whiff of my gear, they’re the not going to last long.

UML Hockey Tickets Here.