“(Reuters) – U.S. daredevil Anthony Martin escaped Tuesday from a locked box dropped from an airplane at 14,500 feet after freeing himself from handcuffs and picking the lock in under a minute.
“I praise God it all went good,” the 47-year-old an escape artist from Sheboygan, Wisconsin told reporters afterward in comments carried on the Website of Chicago television station WLS. “It’s good to be here. It’s good to be alive.”
He was reprising a stunt he did 25 years ago that his closest associates considered one of his most dangerous.”
If I lived in Sheboygan I’d be looking to escape too. Suck it Wallenda.
Sons of Franky Cabot 
It is in fact:
a) Quite good to be here; and
b) Quite good to be alive.
For precisely those reasons, I would ask that no one ever consider dropping me from a locked box, handcuffed, from an airplane 14,500 feet above the ground.
Thank you, fellow humans.