Look we’ve all been there.  You’re out running errands and you gotta pull in to the nearest fast food place and use the restroom. 

Or you’re running a 10K and 3 miles in you start looking for places to pull over and water a tree or bush or if your lucky the nearest porta potties on the route.  But this nasty bitch?  Out for a morning run and she just drops a deuce on this guys house.  Multiple times!  I’m guessing “Bobby” knows this savage and did her wrong somehow.  Didn’t call her after the one night stand?  Broke it off in highschool?  Whatever it is I’m sure she has a really good reason she’s doing her best impression of a dog on his house.  I can’t imagine not wiping and finishing my run.  This chick is brutal.