FOX25 has no idea what a ManCave is.

EPAMANCAVESecret taxpayer funded mancave in Woburn uncovered – Boston News, Weather, Sports | FOX 25 | MyFoxBoston.

WOBURN, Mass. (MyFoxBoston.com) — A secret taxpayer funded “mancave” used by government  contractors has been uncovered in Woburn.

FOX 25 obtained an audit performed by the US Inspector General’s office that found gym equipment, sleeping bags and a bike repair tool kit inside a warehouse at a Woburn office park rented out by the EnvironmentalProtection  Agency.

The EPA says the warehouse in Woburn is used to store equipment needed for emergency response in the area. Instead, it was being used as a mancave by contractors hired by the federal government..

“Every guy wants to have a mancave, but they get one paid for by the taxpayers of the federal government,” said Greg Sullivan, research director at the Pioneer Institute and former state Inspector General. “And that’s really unfortunate.

At the Woburn location, “they actually saw a climbing wall,” said Kevin Christensen, who is with the EPA office of the Inspector General.

The audit was done between April 2013 and August 2014. The EPA leased the 4,500 Sq. foot at a cost  of $71,000 per year. Contractors paid more than half a million dollars to manage it.

The inspector general found contractors were “having personal packages received at the epa warehouse, storing and potentially using exercise equipment and bicycle repair  equipment, and storing personal sleeping bags in vacant spaces,” according to the audit.

When asked why the EPA needed this type of storage facility, Sullivan said  “well, that’s one of the questions the federal IG’s office is hammering here. Why do we need this much space? They looked at what’s being stored. Not a lot of it is needed, should never have been stored in the first place.”

Hey Fox, thanks for the hard hitting journalism.  Maybe for your next piece you can investigate what the fuck an actual MancaveMantown is, because that’s the worst MancaveMantown I’ve ever seen.  Looks like a Siberian prison cell.  No TV’S, no pool table, no kegerator, no mention of the RedZone channel?  Who the fuck wants to hang out there? The whole point of a MancaveMantown is to be a sanctuary filled with fun and comfort…where plumbing and floor joists keep the farts in and the wives out.  If I invited my buddy Dunny over to the EPA MancaveMantown on a Sunday, he’d stab me on the spot. (and piss all over that weight bench in his disappointment that it’s not a BowFlex)

So if the EPA is firing folks over this, I have to assume it’s based on someone’s claim that this was intended to be a MancaveMantown, a clear demonstration of ineptitude.  Otherwise on paper, this just looks like a workplace that has a nap area, and an employee gym…aka Google (Or any Tech company pre-2006).

PS.  I’m not sure who authorized the phase out of “ManTown” in favor of the ambiguous “ManCave,” but we need to switch as soon as possible.  It’s awesome when your wife lets you have a bunch guys in your “ManTown.”  ManCave…not so much.

Double PS.  Mr. Despicable has never been invited to ManTown.  Probably because he never shuts up about flight school.

Mr Despicable

 

h/t to Mahk for the link.

Back Off in #Haiku. 12/8-13/2014

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[Please note: sometimes I write original haiku, no angry people required. These haiku are of about the same quality though so… you know… no big awards yet. Here’s a few examples.

We are all giants.
On Little People Island.
Except the midgets.

Don’t call me “grampa.”
I never had any kids.
Blood tests all proved it.

Moshpit clears sight lines.
I can see the singer now.
Short people in the back.]

Backtalk 12/8/14

Conflict of int’rest.
Not relevant to Chelmsford.
Nick D hired his wife.

Won’t vote for Dems now.
They just give money away.
I’m am not a troll.

Commodore Ballroom.
Kids today don’t have spots to meet.
Need a place like that.

Christmas tree smokestack.
That always makes me happy.
Stare at it all night.

Selective outrage.
White kid in Salt Lake got shot.
Officer was black.

Officials greedy.
Seventy thou with raise due.
Overpaid at half.

Cosby accusers.
Should be ashamed of themselves.
Money is the goal.

Sound Off 12/8/14

U.S. in second.
Not ‘cuz we buy Chinese shit.
It’s Obama’s fault.

Our founding fathers.
All spinning in their coffins.
Constitution killed.

Liberals own press.
That’s why the gov is corrupt.
Lamestream media.

Prez ignores Congress.
Picks and chooses his own laws.
Empowers the hate.

Those damn protesters.
Nothing but raging hatred.
What The Prez wanted.

Flunk the President.
Give this guy a passing grade?
Hands up in defeat.

Dems just buying votes.
Government spends way too much.
Right wing has no say.

Fifty years of Dems.
That’s why we’re in the shitter.
Scaring wealth away.

Corporations leave.
Take jobs to other countries.
Damn your labor laws.

Three thousand folks quit.
Just moved out of the country.
Because Dems robbed them.

Anonymity.
Gives people the strength to speak.
Just like alcohol.

Anonymity.
Like a closet for loud folks.
But we know your voice.

Plowers all greedy.
Don’t deserve a raise at all.
Kiss my frozen ass.

Handicap spaces.
Dollar Tree only has two.
Too many old folks.

Backtalk: 12/9/2014

Put stuff up for vote.
Taxpayers micromanage.
The way it should be.

Misplaced compassion.
Lots of people have been shot.
Not all of them thugs.

Al Sharpton racist.
A poisonous ministry.
The Prez ain’t helping.

Protesters killed stores.
They should pass the hat for them.
Livelihoods ruined.

Chelmsford school system.
Don’t know if they’re too inept.
Or just arrogant.

Pedestrians struck.
Prob’ly ’cause of how they dress.
They’re looking for it.

Sound Off Dec 9

Graffiti is art.
As long as there’s quality.
Any schmuck can tag.

Raise the minimum.
Republicans should do that.
Get credit for it.

Don’t use debit cards.
Hackers will ruin your life.
No safeguards in place.

Getting kids I.D.’d?
What kind of event is this?
That’s not my Christmas.

Chill Fest is dieing.
Name change is just the last straw.
Coldness killed Christmas.

Rich folks are brilliant.
The Larry Birds of money.
You’re just not that good.

Rich older people.
Money just going to waste.
We should tax them more.

Iranian jets.
Vietnam-era F-4’s.
Where do they get parts?

Iranian jets.
Engines are made by GE.
Friends of Obama.

Backtalk: 12/10/2014

Principal was mean.
Shouldn’t yell at the parents.
Even if they suck.

I slipped on the ice.
Group of people helped me up.
Lowell ain’t all bad.

Chelmsford school issues.
Two-year report almost due.
Losing library.

Assistant DA’s.
Lowest paid courtroom workers.
Clearly deserve more.

DeSilvio quote:
“They’re talking out of their ass.”
Vote that bastard out.

Mr. Tiano.
Confused about the uproar.
He needs to go too.

Sound Off Dec 10,

My soul is ashamed.
Seven Lawrence councilors.
Sitting with Mayor.

Mayor Lantigua.
Purged good workers for their ties.
This be not justice.

Lawrence is tiny.
Covers less than eight square miles.
We are a small town.

Residency hurts.
Not a realistic demand.
Smart folks don’t live here.

Coal mines closing up.
Miners will survive longer.
They’ll be carnies now.

“Coal mining just sucks.
No future in it at all.”
– Lib’ral Arts major.

Fought against Seabrook.
Fighting against the pipeline.
Nothing but NIMBY.

Purchase a SnowBrum.
Won’t damage your car’s paint job.
Ice chunks hurt drivers.

Gas will rise again.
That’s what Obama will do.
It’s what he ran on.

Backtalk: 12/11/2014

You call that torture?
They’re cutting our throats open.
We just give them baths.

Middlesex College.
New President approved quickly.
Suspicious minds nod.

Minimum must go.
It’s unfair to billionaires.
Don’t make them angry.

Can’t find Christmas cards.
ACLU burned then all.
Have to write notes now.

Won’t fight injustice.
But I’ll protest school budgets.
Looting the lunchroom.

Kill the country club.
Use that to fund the high school.
Students aren’t golfing.

Sound Off Dec 11

Slippery sidewalks.
All schools should have been delayed.
Children are fragile.

“Don’t talk of torture.
That just makes us all look bad.”
-Commander Cosby.

Rich aren’t investing.
That’s why there aren’t better jobs.
Tax them till it helps.

Invest in workers.
Don’t move jobs to Asian hell holes.
Treasonous bastards.

One-percent pay gap.
400,000 ain’t much.
But they made the cut.

One third of taxes.
How much the one-percent pays.
Seems unfair to them.

Close the Sandown School.
Responsible thing to do.
Money gets tighter.

Backtalk: 12/12/2014

Bikelanes don’t get used.
Bikes are all on the sidewalk.
Waste of resources.

Business manager.
Still being paid to stay home?
Cash needed elsewhere.

Too much heroin.
Cities aren’t doing enough.
Lock up all dealers.

Served in Vietnam.
Spat on by hippies after.
Flunk the protesters.

K-Murph’s idea.
Menorahs up at Christmas.
Let’s give him credit.

Sound Off Dec 12

Chillfest got cold rain.
God was mad about name change.
Blinded by the smite.

Filmmaker in jail.
For vid that pissed off Muslims.
Senators go free.

Pricey consultant.
School board can’t cover that cost.
Other expenses.

Population increase.
Jobs never kept up with it.
Good ones got shipped out.

Protesting students.
Finals shouldn’t be delayed.
Students aren’t learning.

Backtalk: 12/13/2014

A simple delay.
Enough time to let ice melt.
All we were asking.

Protesters skipped class.
Would have done more good in school.
Protests are useless.

UML busses.
Hiding out away from school.
And they’re all empty.

Homeless veterans.
That’s who we should be housing.
Not some illegals.

Billerica crime up.
Be sure to lock up your house.
Or just stay in it.

Sound Off Dec 13

Gramps was a miner.
No shame in a hard day’s work.
This gen don’t get that.

China uses coal.
They understand how things work.
Eco-cars use coal.

Retaliation.
Might come for torture reports.
That’d be Cheney’s fault.

North Andover High.
Principal suspended coach.
Don’t mess with our sports.

A Gift Givers Guide for the Ladies: Life of Burt Reynolds Auction Edition

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Hey Ladies,

Let’s get something straight, “It’s the thought that matters” is an old holiday expression coined by losers that sucked at giving Christmas presents.  It’s December 9th already.  It’s time to get your heads out of your asses and start getting serious about honoring the men in your life to the fullest.  Don’t be a loser.

The bad news is that science has proven that shitty gift giving is a genetic predisposition that will haunt your life forever.  Fortunately for you, that doesn’t matter this year because every guy is asking for the same thing: something from The Life of Burt Reynolds collection.  No Malls, No crowds.  Just go ahead and spread out on your comfy couch with a glass of Riesling and a credit card, and let your imagination guide you.  I took the time to hand pick the best of the bunch for your and rated them using the Burt Reynolds Mustache Rating System:

Stache ratings 1 thru 5.

5 Staches being the greatest gift since they invented Jesus to add a little depth to the holiday.

BURT REYNOLDS 1952 PALM BEACH HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TROPHY

Trophy1“A football trophy presented to Burt Reynolds in 1952 from Palm Beach High School in Florida. The two-tier trophy features a metal football figure at top with an eagle figure mounted to the wood base. At the center of the trophy is an engraved metal plaque that reads “Buddy Reynolds/ All Southern/ Honorable Mention/ All State/ First Team/ All City/ First Team/ 1952.” Affixed to the base of the trophy is another metal plaque that reads “Palm Beach High School.”

Fantasy Football blows.  I’m in four leagues, they all suck. But if you’re telling me Burt Reynold’s 1952 High School trophy could potentially be starring on my mantle, I’m back in.  Grab this piece of hardware for your favorite guy and he’ll be at the top everyone’s league invite list next season. (AKA, you get to captain the remote control… and its Bravo marathon’s for the entire month of August.)

Gift Rating: 2 Staches

BURT REYNOLDS MARTINA NAVRATILOVA SIGNED AND INSCRIBED PHOTOGRAPH

Martina Burt

“A print of a black and white photograph featuring tennis legend Martina Navratilova. Navratilova has inscribed the photograph “Dear Burt- / this is where the/ action is!/ Martina” in black marker. Framed.”

Martina Navratilova, one of the greatest Tennis players ever and perhaps the first universally accepted gay athlete…telling the Wayne Gretzky of sex symbols that “This is where the action is” is the funniest thing these eyes have ever seen.  I am woefully immature, and ignorant.  So is the guy you’re trying to buy a gift for.

Gift Rating: 4 Staches

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Back Off in #Haiku Dec. 1-6, 2014

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[Please note: My death will probably involve looking down at clouds and overestimating their ability to catch me. Also, these are just translations and do not reflect my own opinions (although the one about Wignall’s Animal Hospital and the one about the person who returned the purse seem nice. And I’m sure the kid who gave the tooth fairy money to charity is a good kid… depending on the charity. Anyway here’s some haiku.]

Backtalk: 12/1/2014

Commodore Ballroom.
Bring it back to Thorndike Street.
Where the smokestack was.

White cop killed a kid.
That doesn’t make him racist.
Racist to think so.

Chelmsford school issues.
Nepotism at its worst.
Cronyism too.

Cops should move around.
Cover ev’ry area.
Basic math be damned.

Jesse James robbed banks.
Chelmsford school board robs the rest.
They need mustaches.

Bring busses downtown.
That’ll bring businesses back.
Such as La Boniche.

Billerica Common.
Delay caused by contractors.
Selectmen are fine.

Hire black officers.
Then there’s no more excuses.
Own up for your crimes.

Backtalk: 12/2/2014

Cost of gas dropping.
No thanks to the President.
High rates were his fault.

Chelmsford town meeting.
School board came off arrogant.
Yet incompetent.

Okay with protests.
Long as stores don’t get looted.
That part don’t make sense.

Someone found my purse.
Gave it to Market Basket.
Much appreciated.

Rodney’s street got paved.
But not Varnum Avenue.
Near the hospital?

Sound Off Dec 2, 2014

Snow flies from your roof.
Blinds the driver behind you.
You lazy asshole.

Just clean your roof off.
Only takes you ten minutes.
Don’t kill anyone.

Stricter laws needed.
Drunk drivers just keep driving.
Lock their asses up.

Anonymity.
Practical reason for it:
Job security.

Income gap still high.
So are you if you doubt this.
Top guys don’t earn it.

Harvard don’t pay shit.
Richest school in the whole world.
Cheating housekeepers.

Backtalk: 12/3/2014

Chelmsford school money.
Untraceable decisions.
I want heads to roll.

The Constitution.
Doesn’t say Prez can change shit.
A white Prez couldn’t.

Illegals flooding.
Making them legal won’t help.
They’ll just keep coming.

Holiday homework.
Why do teachers give so much?
Ease up on the kids.

Fire station demoed.
Despite potential buyers.
No one ever learns.

Chelmsford vote taken.
Bailing out school board again.
Ev’rything is wrong.

Business manager.
Still enjoying his paid leave?
A rug grows lumpy.

Sound Off Dec 3

Plow guys want more pay.
Pay them based on the work done.
Save the town money.

Methuen Mayor.
Doesn’t think anything through.
Gotta play nicer.

Methuen Mayor.
Don’t start shooting your mouth off.
State doesn’t like that.

Notre Dame fan here.
From back when they were Irish.
Should go back to that.

A team full of micks.
It’s the only way they’ll win.
This isn’t high school.

Diesel trucks smell bad.
They should be regulated.
I don’t think they are.

I too am quite old.
Remember smaller pay gaps?
One-percenters suck.

Backtalk 12/4/2014

The market is up.
Unemployment cut in half.
Blaming Obama.

Cops should profile more.
All of our lives are at stake.
-Daily Sun reader.

Deval raised taxes.
And plans to do even worse.
The next Obama.

Thanks National Grid.
Fixed power lines in one day.
Sorry New Hampshire.

I had a loose tooth.
Fairy gave me a dollar.
I donated it.

Administrators.
The three laid off in Chelmsford.
Give them their jobs back.

Sound Off Dec 4

NFL players.
Speaking out on Ferguson.
But not on Ray Rice.

Graffiti ain’t art.
It’s property destruction.
Stop inhaling fumes.

I demand Christmas.
Screw your “Happy Holidays.”
God will kick your balls.

Lot of work to do.
Need to overhaul tax code.
Close a few loopholes.

Still more work to do.
Illiterate immigrants?
Get ‘em all working.

Bit more work to do.
Pregnant drug addicted teens?
Should cut back on those.

Campsites for homeless.
Cops keep clearing people out.
Doesn’t solve problem.

Backtalk: 12/5/2014

I’m not a tax cheat.
Property values went down.
Taxes should have too.

“Legal” immigrants.
All will be cheating welfare.
I hate Obama.

Fire house sans alarm.
They forgot to put it in.
That might not be true.

McCarthy School gym.
Ain’t been cleaned in like three years.
I’m so embarrassed.

This country needs God.
Vote out those who disagree.
God needs all our help.

Sound Off Dec 5

Stop hating the rich.
They earned it all by hard work.
You’re the greedy ones.

The rich and the poor.
All have the same starting line.
You all chose to fail.

Talk about the wealth gap.
Obama just makes it worse.
Blame the immigrants.

Taxing rich won’t help.
Problem is social programs.
None of those things work.

Taxes going up.
I moved north to avoid this.
We need casinos.

Cops wearing cameras?
Absolute waste of money.
Educate parents.

Backtalk: 12/6/2014

Wignall Hospital.
Kind and supportive to us.
Gratitude expressed.

Lowell Memorial.
Needs restrooms on each level.
ADA says so.

Protests way back when.
I was alive at that time.
History repeats.

Chelmsford throws out cash.
Half a mil on the fire house.
Bums should be removed.

Cops are humans too.
Enough with the protesting.
We all make mistakes.

Protesters have rights.
But shouldn’t have that many.
Nothing that is black.

Take pictures of them.
Show them how dumb they all look.
Nothing is changing.

“Talk down not take down?”
New York’s making wussy cops.
Thugs must be destroyed.

Six-five two-ninety.
Trying to take a cop’s gun.
That will get you shot.

Sound Off Dec 6

‘Christmas Stroll’ name changed.
I’m not going to ‘Chill Fest.’
To hell with this town.

Name change won’t help us.
Just alienates Christians.
I’m staying home now.

Christmas is Christmas.
What if there isn’t a chill?
Then ‘Chill Fest’ sounds dumb.

World War II vet here.
The rich are all greedy jerks.
Damn right they should pay.

Welfare pays too much.
They get two-hundred a day.
That’s thirty an hour.

Stop building condos.
Not enough parking as is.
No one wants to walk.

Back Off in #Haiku. 11/24-11/30/2014

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[Please note: I’m just the narrator character here, kind of like Ishmael from ‘Moby Dick’ or Dr. Watson. The ideas expressed in this are not mine, but rather poetic translations from an anonymous messaging service, a service providing the concerns of concerned citizens to the readers of their local newspaper. Sometimes these translations might be a little off. Sorry about that.

Also, if it means anything to you, I’m sitting four stories up in a coffee shop with red tube lights hanging down next to a window where I have to straighten up and lean like a baby about to fall out of a high chair if I want to look at a canal that isn’t frozen yet and parade organizers who clearly are. A chandelier made of antlers and votive-style lights inside the shop seem to match all the wooden tables, chairs, walls, ceilings and floors like it’s an out of place hunter’s lodge. The coffee’s good. And why is there a mop three stories up across the canal in a doorway which you probably don’t want to run thru due to the complete lack of anything but a long dive on the canal side? I understand why there’s a doorway there, there used to be a tunnel there connecting it to the mill I’m in. But the mop makes absolutely no sense. It might get frozen. Even in an igloo a frozen mop is useless. And you can’t have an igloo three stories up, heat rises. Just doesn’t make any sense. But yeah, here’s some haiku.]

Backtalk: 11/24/2014

President gone mad.
Totally out of control.
Like a man possessed.

Farmland for farming.
Know what you’re buying into.
Dracut be aware.

Ban ev’ry fire pit.
Kids getting severely burned.
Babyproof the world.

Sound Off Nov 24, 2014

College should speak more.
Alumni donors in dark.
Donations withheld.

Two sets of ledgers.
Merrimack College records.
Clearly hiding shit.

Assisted living.
Shouldn’t be in Andover.
How dare these scoundrels.

Supreme Court royals.
John Roberts is not a king.
Barely a swinger.

Living under bridge.
Not enough jobs in this land.
Can’t help immigrants.

Backtalk: 11/25/2014

Chelmsford management.
Destroyed a cherished landmark.
Should have sold the place.

Executive call.
Ignores the will of voters.
First Prez to do that.

Chelmsford school issues.
We don’t need a new budget.
We need a new board.

Fix up Baker School.
Contractors could volunteer.
As a Christmas gift.

Todisco Towing.
Ignores one-way signs at night.
I’d get towed for that.

Backtalk: 11/26/2014

Chelmsford Schools again.
Doctor Tiano must go.
Or vote out The Board.

Obama again.
Next he’ll bring in grandparents.
Can’t adopt the world.

Glad GOP won.
Now we’ll see what they’re good at:
Blaming Obama.

Climate change is bull.
There’s record cold in the south.
Basic math to me.

Obits all over.
One in sports one in comics.
Glad graves aren’t like that.

Dracut Franco Vets.
Thanks Bobbola’s for hosting.
Fundraiser went well.

Old Butler School site.
No construction started yet.
The city got suckered.

Backtalk: 11/26/2014

White folks ain’t shopping.
It’s all them damn foreigners.
Respect Thanksgiving.

Of course Mike Brown died.
Confronted an officer.
That’s some risky shit.

Boys cross-country team.
Won the D-1 state title.
Pride of Mill City.

Hassett writes letters.
Pro-life and anti-gay rights.
Nobody cares Mike.

Someone paid our tab.
Kind gesture from a stranger.
Appreciated.

Billerica center.
Stop whining and just move on.
Voters have voted.

Baker fighting ban.
Wants fishermen unburdened.
Coakley didn’t care.

Sound Off Nov 27

Alzheimer’s disease.
Charity worth supporting.
Hoping for a cure.

Bud drops the Clydesdales.
Just ain’t Christmas without them.
Boycott Budweiser.

A bloodstained country.
Folks getting killed ev’ry day.
Changes don’t look near.

“Executive privs.
Impeach him for using them.”
– Frustrated goldfish.

Girls Scouts school program,
Lawrence won’t do same for boys.
Discrimination.

Shaheen backs The Prez.
Illegals will take over.
New Hampshire is screwed.

Peter Principle.
How Obama became Prez.
Incompetence reigns.

Backtalk: 11/28/2014

Ferguson verdict.
Couldn’t agree with it more.
Prez should just butt out.

They burned a Walgreens.
And flipped over some old cars.
Too dumb for justice.

Ferguson needs prayers.
It’s time to pray and not fight.
The Lord will listen.

If the cop were black,
There wouldn’t be a riot.
What does that tell you?
[almost untranslated]

Blame the protesters.
They’re why we have racism.
Wasn’t none before.

Back Off in #Haiku. 11/17-22/14.

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[I don’t think I’ve explained the gimmick here recently. Basically two local papers run daily collumns made from anonymous angry people who leave messages on an answering machine set up for this purpose. I then take what they publish and translate it into haiku. Here you go. Also, you know how somewhere out in Buffalo under 12 feet of snow there’s probably a guy who decided to jump out of his second story window to make a snow angel and is now stuck in a pretty deep snow pit with no clue how to get out and thinking “at least I’ll be remembered?” This is dedicated to him. Gotta love that bastard].

Backtalk: 11/17/2014

Black kids don’t study.
That’s why their grades are lower.
Decades continue.

National Grid sucks.
Energy monopolized.
Officials useless.

Jaywalking problem.
Sat through six damn sets of lights.
Students will get hit.

Sound Off Nov 17

New Hampshire’s stupid.
Voting in a Democrat.
We’re worse than Mass now.

Government corrupt.
Can’t wait till Obama’s gone.
We’ll throw a party.

Albert E. Thomson.
Got a school named after him.
Glad kids know of him.

No real actors left.
Replaced by other artists.
Timing’s what matters.

Hard drugs kill people.
Hundred plus so far this year.
Don’t legalize pot.

Kill all drug dealers.
People are dead from their shit.
That cures addiction.

Backtalk: 11/18/2014

Called voters “whiners.”
He can’t say that about us.
Let’s vote his ass out!

Jaywalking problems.
Kids think they have right-of-way.
Lights are not dawning.

Blow-ins hate old stuff.
No respect for tradition.
Save the fire station.

Westminster smoke ban.
Put all smokers in one room.
Kill themselves slowly.

Sound Off Nov 18

School shootings happen.
Methuen is right to prep.
Cops got that one right.

Stop preparing kids.
And cops should drive unmarked cars.
What would Lawrence think?

Too many school vacays.
Not a nation-wide habit.
Choose winter OR spring.

Haverhill taxes high.
They’re “skyrocketing” if you will.
Vote all the bums out.

Support the shutdown.
Only time things don’t get worse.
They suck at their job.

Backtalk: 11/19/2014

Billerica beats Chelmsford.
We’re building a new high school.
Real estate should boom.

Chelmsford school board.
No one ever tells them ‘no.’
Money has run out.

Billerica center.
The sign will give credit to George.
Ev’ryone knows George.

Flu season is here.
Don’t forget to wash your hands.
And use that soap stuff.

Sound Off Nov 19

People hate Jesus.
And they don’t believe in him.
They should just shut up.

Massholes all moved north.
Changing the tint of our votes.
Now we suck like them.

Southern New Hampshire.
Nothing but Massholes who moved.
To avoid taxes.

No parking on Main.
White lines make it a highway.
Lined with businesses.

Global warming’s fake.
That’s why they’re changing the term.
Climate change my ass.

Merrimack college.
Making elitists feel hurt.
I’m okay with that.

Backtalk: 11/21/2014

No monopoly.
Can buy energy elsewhere.
Some homework required.

Called me a ‘whiner.’
I can’t believe he said that.
Let’s all whine louder.

Taxpayers don’t whine.
We just want what we pay for.
Nothing new with that.

Stop your damn whining.
Pipeline needed for cheap gas.
Most of us want it.

Billerica Center.
Voters all voted on it.
Confusion settled.

Democrat Moulton.
Now in Congress on our dime.
Our towns will all melt.

People hate this Prez.
Voters don’t want compromise.
They want overhaul.

Sound Off Nov 21

Small court claims process.
Favors the perpetrators.
Not worth the bother.

Investigate Ken.
Sonovabitch got a raise.
Leaps and bounds I say.

Politicians lie.
Not remotely a new thing.
They don’t have a choice.

School safety is key.
Armed guards in barbed wire towers.
Seems reasonable.

Shelters aren’t enough.
Need to address real issues.
We can do better.

Time to leave Haverhill.
Taxes are pricing me out.
Plaistow here I come.

Sound Off Nov 22

Traffic at Frost School.
Drivers going way too fast.
Worst parents ever.

Mayor’s “empathy.”
Not worth anything to me.
Taxes still increase.

Whiners don’t know shit.
They just love to bitch and moan.
Ignorant babies.

Casinos are bad.
Take advantage of addicts.
That’s the whole business.